Minecraft

Every person who plays this game has never seen the sun light. They should go see some

Friend 1: Hey what games do you play?
Friend 2: Minecraft
Friend 1: Have you killed the Ender Dragon before?
Friend 2: Yea 100 times, Im like dream you know
Friend 1: Go see the sun light, Jesus.

by SUSSY MAN XD XD May 24, 2021

Minecraft

A retarded game that was created by a low life named Markus "Notch" Persson, that is basically video game legos, and created "get the fuck out of my room im playing minecraft"

Many children in 2017 get made fun of for playing minecraft
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT!!!!!!!

by _golden.whale_ October 25, 2017

minecraft

SUCKS ligit the worst game ever

hey wana play minecraft jim
jim ... no yu mufer i dont minecraft sucks my beeeps ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by i am d@v!d May 10, 2021

Minecraft

The best damn game ever made, waaaay better the World Of Warcraft!!!!!

tim: Your gay
tom: Why?
Tim: cause you play WOW
tom: ya i am gay
tim: you should play minecraft and you wont be gay
tom: ok

by wow is gay October 19, 2011

Minecraft

A sandbox game that uses your imagination and is known very commonly to be the best game in the world.

Have you seen Jake's latest video. He did a review on that game called Minecraft.

by MojangTeam April 28, 2015

Minecraft

Minecraft may look like just another survival fantasy RPGmade out of blocks. But when you play it for the first time, you will become “Awakened” you will realize that Minecraft is the escape from the cruel unjust world that humanity has conquered and corrupted. True joy and happiness is within us all, and Minecraft is the keymaster. A world of your own, we’re you can be free and live in harmony with all that’s around you. Including your friends who have also been “Awakended.” First you are building your house and thinking about how your gonna survive the night, next your screaming into the mic because your friend led a creeper inside and blew your house to blocks. And lastly, your sitting on the shore, staring out above the sea at the beutiful square sunset, with your 3 bffs by your side. All the while your thinking, you know...life’s good.

My future Grandson in 2065: “Hey Paw Paw? What is Mine Craft. Our history teacher told us about it at school. He told about the signing of the World Wide Peace treaty and how Minecraft caused it all. He told us stuff about uniting all humanity with this Mine Craft thing and—”
Me: *chuckles*
Grandson: “What is it Paw Paw?”
Me: “Minecraft? *Puffs Smoke* I haven’t heard that name in years...”

by WordWizzard69 October 9, 2019

Minecraft

A game where you can build what ever you want. Until you friend destroys your building and you murder him, you are sent to jail and killed with lethal injection.

I just pulled a Minecraft, fina see god soon.

by lil kettle March 10, 2020