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What one gets paid when living in Florida.

Kristen asked me how much I got paid in Florida, but she didn't know that pure black tar columbian cut mickey mouses is a form of currency.

by theguy1950837609348436 November 29, 2017

Mickey Mouse fucked up by his daughter

When a hip-hop/rap song is performed by a male is sped up to times 1.3. (Shortened to MMFUBD - Muh-fuh-bid)

I was bored, so I listened to 'Lil Wayne in MMFUBD (Mickey Mouse fucked up by his daughter) mode.

by lover of cum January 16, 2009

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

Mickey Mouse

adj: undeserved, fraudulent
First used to describe the Los Angeles Laker's NBA Championship won in 2020.

That was a Mickey Mouse win because the other team's best player was injured.

by lemickeyratio October 3, 2021

Mickey Mouse

Trevor Bauer

Trevor Bauer has a Mickey Mouse Cy Young award.

by Heisenberg99.1 May 21, 2021

Mickey Mousing

Placing your testicles on a bald head so that the face resembles the beloved cartoon character ,Mickey Mouse

“Dylan’s asleep, somebody should put their balls on his head”

“Ah yes, Who doesn’t love a good Mickey Mousing”

by Billy Bob horn dog May 2, 2024

Mickey Mouse

Has a train service goes everywhere he wants too can even drive on the water the only problem is that some fat oga woman keeps interrupting his train service this makes Mickey Mouse angry

This train has 10 coaches only 1 will be arriving at the platform - Mickey Mouse

by Gjrjejdj July 22, 2022