Kristen asked me how much I got paid in Florida, but she didn't know that pure black tar columbian cut mickey mouses is a form of currency.
by theguy1950837609348436 November 29, 2017

When a hip-hop/rap song is performed by a male is sped up to times 1.3. (Shortened to MMFUBD - Muh-fuh-bid)
by lover of cum January 16, 2009

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?
No Kyle, what the fuck man!?
No Kyle, what the fuck man!?
by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

Mickey Mouse is the strongest fictional character ever. He has gone through numerous of lethal injuries and he still is doing okay. He also magnetizes anyone that sees him so that they love him, in all ways. Mickey Mouse is the best fictional character.
by Desi_Dude May 16, 2022

Person 1: Hey mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate)!
mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate): moans
Person 1: kys
mickey mouse (not mickey mouse its my classmate): moans
Person 1: kys
by mkunga May 4, 2023

Two dimes and a nickel. Called that because they look like Mickey Mouse when you arrange them (dimes for ears, nickels for head)
by Jalsqually August 22, 2025

by Heisenberg99.1 May 21, 2021
