Memphis

A city in southwest Tennessee (U.S.A.) known for its lack of culture, crooked government, and breakfast food. Everyone there is either pitch black or albino white trash, listens to either ghetto music with the word "nigga" repeated 40 times or banjo ska music, and either smells like shit or... smells like shit. The suburbs are oases in the cruel desert, with Germantown and Collierville having the fliest and most attractive people in the world. However, Arlington and Millington are just as bad as the inner city, except without black people to take out the white trash.

Judge Joe Brown: Sentenced to thirty fave years in Memphis, for farnicatin'

by Rihanyce May 22, 2010

Memphis mouthwash

when a man jizzes in a womans mouth then pisses in it, leaving a scent reminiscent of the southern cesspool of Memphis Tennessee.

"Did you hear about Amy Winehouse?

yeah she showed up to an interview smelling like Memphis mouthwash

by honkyhater69 November 25, 2011

Memphis

Memphis is the best person in the world! Hes awesome, sweet, lovable and swaggy!
P.S. Hes Sexy...
P.S.S Ryan is ugly and suck a big one!

Memphis is the best person ever! :P

by TheKittyPurryFan^.^ May 22, 2014

Memphis

A fat butch who only plays xboxs, fans to gay hentai even though he is only 7. He has the smallest dick on planet earth.

"Look at that stupid Memphis in the corner watching hentai."

by Chase Holbrook November 5, 2016

mephisto

me, the lord of pain.

Jerk: Ouch, that hurt.
Friend: You can thank Mephisto for that.

by mephisto May 30, 2003

memphis

the shittiest city known to man-kind, located in south-west tennessee, full of rednecks, murderers, and racisits.

damn it, why must i live in MEMPHIS?!

by the artist formerly known as julia July 31, 2006

memphis

an anchient egyption city that was once the capitol of the civilisation.

King Tut fucked Uncle Funkalunkel's ancester up in Memphis.

by James Bourne February 20, 2004