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Megert

cum after it gooes up and coagulates. Probably smells like that Chinese food you had last Friday sitting in your bedroom drawer
I found a megert the size of a quarter panties after I saw Eli tonight
by Sexymarx December 5, 2018
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Meerkat Manor

The misfortunate (or fortunate, depending on your sexual practices) sexual mishap usually occurring amid a barbaric session of anal sex which results in the receiving party unexpectedly releasing a meerkat-like shit due to the overwhelmingly violent thrusts in and out of his or her rectum.
She Meerkat Manored all over my new pillow!
by Manny24 April 30, 2011
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meberlyn

Meberlyn is the kind of person who's always have your back through ups and downs. She is mysterious and hate crowded places. She can be your angel but also your worst nightmare, she's a genuine person and has trust issues. She is good at reading people intentions she can tell it just by looking at your eyes. She gets offended when people say bad things to her but she keeps telling that she doesn't care. She's brutally honest, whe she compliment you she really meant it. The name meberlyn are a loving,caring, judgie person,honest.
Meberlyn is a tough girl looks angelic but be careful she's a little evil.
by 179bex June 17, 2021
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meerpuri

A person who has a distinguishable smell and his/her hair tends to be greasy.
Since his fallen out with his wife, his turned into a meerpuri.
by Akmal Abid May 10, 2008
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meerkat meeting

When a spontaneous meeting starts in a Cubicle Office. Usually, social based and not in the least bit business related. A Meerkat Meeting often spreads to other cubicles via eavesdropping.
Cubicle Employee #1 (stands from his chair): Hey did you see the baseball game last night?

Cubicle Employee #2 (stands from his chair): I did! 9th Inning rally was epic.

Cubicle Employee #3 (stands from his chair): That hottie behind home plate... wow.

Cubicle Manager #1 (Walking past): Stop wasting time with your Meerkat Meeting!

AAAAAAAND so on...
by moolmas June 13, 2010
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Medertated

Farting really hard, and crapping ones pants, HARD
stranger 1: "oh man remember when we were in Texas and Matthew Medertated?"

Stranger 2: "Yeah man it was so sick!"
by Medertated December 7, 2010
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Meerbat

The mix of a Meerkat and Batman, it is so awesome that it is the pet of Chuck Norris
A meerkat and batman is a meerbat
by Meerbat (Meerkat Batman September 2, 2013
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