Meaty Midget

A nice way to say chode pretty much, otherwise known as a "small and fat dick."

Woah isaac, you've got quite the meaty midget there!

by ProfessionalGangMember March 13, 2022

Meaty mixer

When you spit in someone’s asshole and then stick your penis in it raw

Bro! Derek meaty mixered me at that party last night! Now my ass hurts!

by Meatymixer June 19, 2022

meatriderlatrice

someone who is meatriding hard on someone whos relevant

danny is a meatriderlatrice for aiden

by drive#10 February 28, 2023

meatyman

a strong red man who goes to the gym every day and has a cute little dog. Usually, he talks a lot of shit but he doesn’t mean much harm 🙂 Sometimes he likes to flaunt his muscles in the sunlight Dir Special effect.

“wow have you seen meatyman lately? He gets stronger and more red by the days!”

“Yeah, I wish i was like meatyman.”

by vivipoo911 July 26, 2023

joseph metry

A sweet kind amazing friend always there for his girlfriend. You are lucky if you know him.

Wow Joseph Metry is so amazing

by JJ!@#$ November 22, 2019

meaty clackers

When your balls have reached an extreme size and shape,making a clacking sound like two plastic balls touching.

"Hey Jon, look at my meaty clackers!"

by YOURE MOOM October 6, 2016

Half meaty

When you get half of an erection from any activity involving a hot chick

Chris: whoa! That girl you were grinding with on the dancefloor was smokin!!!
Rich: right! I need to sit down, I'm half meaty!

by Choda warrior January 4, 2010