MEATY BONE

A large penis with girth.

Wow,Keon has a meaty bone I can hardly walk today.

by cmoney68 October 18, 2008

Meaty Sword

An erect penis

She got naked and I slayed her with my meaty sword.

by I Fish 247 February 20, 2009

Meaty plonker

1. An abundantly large penis, possessed of both girth and width

2. A large stool that lands with a loud "plop" and sinks to the bottom of the toilet

3. An overweight or well-built stupid person

"Look at the meaty plonker at that guy, he'd break your pelvis"

"Some sneaky bastard left a meaty plonker in the toilet, I'll smoke him out"

"Get off the road you meaty plonker!! What are you trying to do, get us all killed?!"

by Ms Mongaliska January 5, 2014

Meatless

One without meat. To have no meat

You: Dude I have no meat
Me: Your obviously meatless

by Mikis January 2, 2015

meaty snapper

A woman with thick labia and a huge pussyhole

Friend 1: how was your date last night
Friend 2: i fucked her but man Melissa had a meaty snapper

by kryptkicker5 March 28, 2016

Meaty Swangers

Big ol' floppy tittays.

Look at that that broad over there with them big ol' meaty swangers!!

by TheAngryDrunk November 29, 2016

Meaty Calves

Unisex term referring to one's sexy calves. Their calves must be muscular and defined to fall under the category of meaty.

Person 1"Wow! Mr. Stockwell's has such meaty calves."
Person 2 "Oh my god! Yes he does."

by MWOODZ June 18, 2018