Gutter Muppet

A bitch that was born in the gutta and got a nerve that is in her asshole that makes her feel like the fucking world owes her a whole lot..... Fucking Guttamuppet bitches....

Look at that gutter Muppet wanting handouts like the world owes her.

by Punkin love February 19, 2017

Muppet

an affectionate term for someone who's a bit stupid

"aww u dappy muppet"

by alchemy (1/3 of We ARE PsyCHo MuPpets) March 11, 2004

muppet

A tad dumber than the average dickhead.

"You dropped me hotdog, you bleedin' muppet!"

by Parz July 26, 2006

muppet

Mutant Undercover Pinko Puppet Espionage Team. Googly-eyed abominations created in Soviet laboratories to infiltrate and destroy America from the inside out. They disguise themselves as lovable puppets but actually want you to turn against the government. It is a fact that Kermit the Frog's arm-waving is actually a form of hypnotic brain washing that makes children want to burn U.S. flags and do heroin. Some of them live in the ghetto, particularly a slum called "Sesame Street", in which there lives a homosexual couple and a creature that lives in garbage, obviously an attempt to teach kids that homosexuality and living in poverty are OK. Sharing is also a dominant theme, proving that these creatures have strong communist values. The only logical response to these creatures is to burn every single Muppet toy you see.

It's a muppet! It's here to corrupt our children!

by BloodyJesusPizza February 19, 2013

muppet fuck

sex which is carried out with the good natured humor and exuberance of a muppet. also can refer to sloppy sex which still manages to be very pleasurable.

we bumped heads a couple of times, and ended up laughing. he kept making these weird faces on purpose. all in all it was a muppet fuck. i think he's a keeper.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

Mupperz

A morbidly obese whore who is under the delusion that she is actually skinny and that everybody loves her, while all other females on the internet are fuck ugly and have irritating voices. Mupperz is incapable of laughing properly, and instead chooses to imitate a dying giraffe having a four wheel drive shoved up its anus.

Nahhh that's just Mupperz trying to laugh again.

by GRiMis1337 July 28, 2010

Muppet

A Stupid person which has nothing better to do

''what are you doin you muppet!''

by sweet jesus May 15, 2006