Smegg-mayonnaise

When you pull back the foreskin, and discover a Jacket Potato's worth of lumpy discharge beneath the mushroom cap.

Jane: "I finally managed to get my hands on Bill's penis last night."

Rita: "Oh, what was it like?"

Jane: "Well, It would have been fine, if not for all the Smegg-Mayonnaise"

Rita: "Shame".

by SammyLou2019 October 29, 2019

mr maysonet

an annoying bitch who doesn’t teach anything but stays on his laptop and yells at students for no reason. he should just get fired already atp . also his name is like mayo

what did you learn in science?

absolutely nothing. that faggot mr maysonet doesn’t teach anything at all.

by concashzz July 6, 2023

punching the mayonnaise container

A term used to describe the means of female masturbation.

Ohh I was peeping on Megan again and caught her punching the mayonnaise container.

by DonkeyPecker November 3, 2020

mayonaise sandwich

Loved by trick daddy and myself, this meal is eaten when you have no food in your house.

"damn its 4 am and i dont wanna go to the store, lemme whip up a mayo sangwich

by Dicap March 3, 2003

manzone

(v) to exert one's existential influence on an outcome over which you do not have an actual corporeal impact (e.g. a football game you are spectating), through the act of taking swigs of hard liquor straight from the bottle; important aspects of effective manzoning include type of alcohol, timing of swig, volume of swig, and intentionality

"Dude. Our team is going to lose unless we help them. Break out the tequila; we need to manzone."

"My brother gets the results of his test back from the doctor tomorrow. Will you help me manzone the phone call so that it goes well?"

by OnlyImportantWords January 23, 2017

extra mayonnaise

Too much of a good thing, not necessarily mayonnaise but anything that too much of just ruins the goodness of said thing.

Friend 1: I finally got those extra hours I've been asking my boss for.
Friend 2: That's good.
Friend 1: Yeah, but it's during my birthday Saturday and the game Sunday. I mean I'll take it but, damn.
Friend 2: Oh, hooked ya up like extra mayonnaise, huh?

by tonibuloni September 15, 2011

ManZone

A small, elite group of men from the west coast of Canada. Often likened to a fraternity, this group of well-muscled hunks is more akin to a rock band or a cult. Wealthy, healthily, and all carrying good genes, this exclusive and secretive bunch is often seen at Skybar making out with other guy’s girlfriends.

A member of the ManZone just screwed my girl!

Don’t fuck with him, he’s in the ManZone.

AC is no longer the president of the ManZone

by Jimmy Nail December 17, 2003