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(v) to exert one's existential influence on an outcome over which you do not have an actual corporeal impact (e.g. a football game you are spectating), through the act of taking swigs of hard liquor straight from the bottle; important aspects of effective manzoning include type of alcohol, timing of swig, volume of swig, and intentionality
"Dude. Our team is going to lose unless we help them. Break out the tequila; we need to manzone."

"My brother gets the results of his test back from the doctor tomorrow. Will you help me manzone the phone call so that it goes well?"
manzone by OnlyImportantWords January 23, 2017
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A small, elite group of men from the west coast of Canada. Often likened to a fraternity, this group of well-muscled hunks is more akin to a rock band or a cult. Wealthy, healthily, and all carrying good genes, this exclusive and secretive bunch is often seen at Skybar making out with other guy’s girlfriends.
A member of the ManZone just screwed my girl!

Don’t fuck with him, he’s in the ManZone.

AC is no longer the president of the ManZone
ManZone by Jimmy Nail December 17, 2003
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Similar to a Calzone, a Manzone is filled with Man Juice instead of Ricotta cheese.. The Manzone can also feature toppings such as ham or any other topping of cheese.. It could be made extra thick, or light, depending on the persons' preference on the amount of ManJuice used... It's creator is a man by the name of Mr. Sanchez
A Manzone is a delicious alternative to the calzone..

While on break, Eric thought to himself "Man, I could really go for a nice Manzone to have for lunch"..
Manzone by Hottt Carlll January 7, 2006
A group of guys who are so gay, they give themselves a name involving manhood.
"Pre-gaming with the "Mantourage."
"Were ManZone don't fuck with us."
"Yo guys were all real close, and gay, lets call ourselves "ManZone"
ManZone by Jane Alenery January 13, 2008
An area containing men that are so masculine that that area needs to be named.
Man A: "Hey you wanna go to the Manzone?"
Man B: "Yeah let's go, because we are masculine!"
Unmanly Man: "Can I come?"
Men A & B simultaneously: "NO!"
Manzone by augman69 December 8, 2010

ManZone, The 

A small, elite group of men from the west coast of Canada. Often likened to a fraternity, this group of well-muscled hunks is more akin to a rock band or a cult. Wealthy, healthily, and all carrying good genes, this exclusive and secretive bunch is often seen at Skybar making out with other guy’s girlfriends.
A small, elite group of men from the west coast of Canada. Often likened to a fraternity, this group of well-muscled hunks is more akin to a rock band or a cult. Wealthy, healthily, and all carrying good genes, this exclusive and secretive bunch is often seen at Skybar making out with other guy’s girlfriends.

A member of the ManZone just screwed my girl!

Don’t fuck with him, he’s in the ManZone.

AC is no longer the president of the ManZone
ManZone, The by Jimmy Nail December 17, 2003
Orginated from the word "Man Hormones".
It is to describe one who displays characteristics of the male gender without being a male.
Kayla: Why is her voice so low?
Jess: Because she has manmones.
Kayla: ohhh...
manmones by xikah October 4, 2006
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