maslina

the cutest

maslina in the world

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Malingering

To skulk with elevated malice (like the monster in “It Follows” or the principal of Aptos High)

Dr. Hanks-Sloan do be malingering in the parking lot today.

by Fluffy._.Eggshells August 25, 2022

Dirty marlin

It's when you are doing doggie style and you stick a finger in her butthole and then fish hook her.

So we were getting busy last night and she wanted something more risque. So I gave her the dirty Marlin.

by Malcolm's finest September 16, 2017

Double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin

This act involves at least two men and one woman. Sex must take place on the first floor in front of a window. Man one must switch off with man two during sex. Man one dresses quickly, goes outside, walks in front of the window. When the girl sees man one, man two spits on her back and pulls out. When she turns around man two busts in her face, and throws pubes in her face. Man two than sticks a finger in his ass, inserts in in her mouth, and sticks two fingers in her vagina and one in her ass. He than lifts her up and screams "I've hooked the Marlin!" Man one reenters in time to take a picture, and they all live happily ever after.

"I know bob and mark care because they gave me a double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin."

by The Mad Tea-Bagger December 9, 2008

Trifecta of Manliness

A Group of superior Men, the Embodiment of all that is Manly
quasi-religious figures in some sects, the Trifecta of Manliness Brings Masculinity back to an unfortunately effeminate world.

Captain, Smokes and Queerballs Make up the Trifecta of Manliness.

by Colte the Pirate December 26, 2006

Florida Marlin

When a guy is having sex with a chick and his buddy is hiding in a closet with a camera. Once the guy having sex yells, "Gotcha!" he hooks his finger in her mouth like shes a fish and his buddy pops out of the closet and takes a picture.

Last night i pulled the Florida Marlin on my now ex-girlfriend.

by Rush, a.k.a. Rabbit August 7, 2008

Marlin

The actual best boyfriend/husband you could ever have. Preforms AMAZING in bed, has a great future ahead of him, and is bound to keep you happy and interested in the relationship forever! Anything you could ever dream of!

Marlin and I just got it on, and I feel SO GOOD!

by EpicSaskue October 29, 2019