Bam Margera

someone everyone is having orgasms over for no particular reason. he's not particularly funny and my friend can skate better than him.

basically, he's another MTV-Shitface

Dumb-Bitch 1: lyke OMG, Bam Margera is so hawt. marry me Bam, i want your babies.
Me: shut up, slut. *kills*

by JakeH January 7, 2006

bam margera

a skater of some sort who has his own sell-outish t.v. show
he's also quite dim by the looks of things

person 1: "what the fuck is wrong with bam margera?"
person 2: "brain damage?"

by dfgkidsfgjidkobgnfxd April 20, 2008

Bam Margera

a very good skater and very good looking. he also has a funny show called Viva La Bam but it sometimes makes me wonder why his parents still let him live with them.

Bam makes the people around him go insane but...who cares!

by Annie December 8, 2003

John Mayer

Dumb Cracker Cunt

My faggot acquaintances were 45 minutes late for that John Mayer Cuntshow

by Austin BJ August 3, 2010

John Mayer

Or Mayer for short. This is another name for Douche, a guy who doesn't know a good thing when he has it. Shallow, selfish, and narcissistic. Lord, help the poor girl who wastes her time imagining this guy thinks beyond the length of Johnson, which is usually shorter than average and his prematurity matches his immaturity; as evidenced by how he would brag to world about his conquests. He should thank his lucky stars that the women, who are for numerous reasons, to good for him, don't return the favor and blast about how utterly, sexually and in all other ways, disappointing he is.

They have no respect for women

Dushe: "yeah, I like to flip it, smack it, rub it down"

The rest of the world: "yuck, that guy is a total John Mayer"

by lovely_dragon February 23, 2010

bam margera

Is obsessed with the color blue and REALLY wants to be Ville Valo. Seriously, man. It's NOT becoming.

"If only I could change from Bam Margera into Mrs. Ville Valo!" -Bam Margera

by Titty Bob and Bart Le Froof October 30, 2004

bam margera

awesome skater
cool guy
skates for element
stars in movie called haggard, videos called cky, and jackass
didn't make cky , to all of you dumbasses

Bam margera is awesome but, cky is a band that bam isn't in , he has movies with the same name but isn't in the band , butt Jess is

by Tyler Gadberry , huge bam fan March 31, 2004