by Lil cris llc October 22, 2018

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by sheluvs_daryian June 19, 2022

Term for when somebody has reached the physical or mental peak of being high, namely on marijuana. Reaching Maximum-Altitude means that a person cannot/will not smoke anymore because they believe they can't possibly get any higher.
"Dude we've smoked 7 bowls, wanna go for an eighth?"
"No way. I'm at Maximum Altitude, I can barely move."
"No way. I'm at Maximum Altitude, I can barely move."
by The Guru of Ganja November 1, 2013

This is the most wonderful human you will ever meet. I don't know how to even describe him. Maximum (usually goes by Max) is so bright. He is a literal golden retriever boy and in everything he does, he acts like a child. Even though he has been through unimaginable things in his life, he is always kind to those who may not deserve it because he knows that people are important. He is a lover of life and loyal always. He reminds you of the sun, always there for you, constant, and bright. He is always taking time to better himself and doesn't often realize that he is deserving of love and affection. He has beautiful hazel eyes that somehow glow in the dark? calcium deficiency? it's cool though. He doesn't seem to realize just how smart he is, so if you know a max, tell him. He needs to hear it. He gives out his love freely and it's the most beautiful thing I have ever witnessed.
If you ever find a max in this big ol' world, marry him.
I'm glad every day that I did.
Happy wedding day love.
If you ever find a max in this big ol' world, marry him.
I'm glad every day that I did.
Happy wedding day love.
Hey, who is that breakdancing in the dining hall?
That's Maximum. He is the nicest but I am very concerned for him.
That's Maximum. He is the nicest but I am very concerned for him.
by I'mInItForTheLongGame February 4, 2024

The feeling/moment you get after waiting for an extended period of time to poop to be able to unleash the most massive poop. Often coincides with bragging to friends about what a giant shit you just took.
Justin, "You going to poop before we go out?"
Tommy, "Nah, haven't reached maximum poopitude yet."
--- 4 hours later ---
Tommy, "I've reached maximum poopitude, be right back."
--- 20 minutes later ---
Tommy, "Dude!! It's above the waterline!!"
Tommy, "Nah, haven't reached maximum poopitude yet."
--- 4 hours later ---
Tommy, "I've reached maximum poopitude, be right back."
--- 20 minutes later ---
Tommy, "Dude!! It's above the waterline!!"
by tvdubsmash June 11, 2022

Person 1: Dang I gotta go take a crap.
Person 2: A maximum puppis?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: A big crap?
Person 1: Oh. YEAH!!
Person 2: A maximum puppis?
Person 1: What?
Person 2: A big crap?
Person 1: Oh. YEAH!!
by AWESOMENESS567 January 1, 2014
