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Maximum Failocity

Fail at it's highest.
Dude, last night me and steven were playing modern warfare 2, and he was 0 kills, 35 deaths. He was totally at maximum failocity.

ex 2.

Dude: Hey Dude, look i'm testing the new million dollar hovering car on the street roads!

* CAR EXPLODES*

Dude 2 : Looks like you hit maximum failocity, my friend.
by BabyMamaDramaTrauma July 20, 2010
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Maximum Occupancy

Also Known As: Fully Occupied

During Groups sex when a female has reached her "Occupancy," Usually involving five males and the female is on her back on top of a male, whose stiffy is inside her asshole. A second male stands over her missionary-style and has his stiffy in her vagina. The third male is staddling the female's face with his stiffy inside her mouth. While the female preforms two hand-jobs, one stiffy in each hand, with the fourth and fifth males. Usually Places can be changed during sex, And beginning positions are based on chance or a coin toss.
"Did you hear "insert name" went home with five guys?!"
"Maximum Occupancy All-night"
by Onlypudge December 1, 2011
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Maximum Poopitude

The feeling/moment you get after waiting for an extended period of time to poop to be able to unleash the most massive poop. Often coincides with bragging to friends about what a giant shit you just took.
Justin, "You going to poop before we go out?"
Tommy, "Nah, haven't reached maximum poopitude yet."

--- 4 hours later ---
Tommy, "I've reached maximum poopitude, be right back."

--- 20 minutes later ---
Tommy, "Dude!! It's above the waterline!!"
by tvdubsmash June 11, 2022
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Maximum Altitude

Term for when somebody has reached the physical or mental peak of being high, namely on marijuana. Reaching Maximum-Altitude means that a person cannot/will not smoke anymore because they believe they can't possibly get any higher.
"Dude we've smoked 7 bowls, wanna go for an eighth?"
"No way. I'm at Maximum Altitude, I can barely move."
by The Guru of Ganja November 1, 2013
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Maximum Dippage

Is when you give maximum potential Aka your the Shit
by sheluvs_daryian June 19, 2022
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Maximum Highosity

The peak of being high.

The point at which one has become so high, they cannot get any higher.
At about 200mg, you'll reach maximum highosity.

I think I've reached maximum highosity.
by Kayla Wattsername December 23, 2023
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