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Mattsson

One fly guy! Causes wetness of the panties in all genders. Often called "snake bite" after the scar on his right arm from his encounter with diamondback rattlesnake. The snake was dead within minutes.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Whoa Chuck! Where'd you get that black eye?

Chuck Norris: Goddamn Mattsson!
by grimtraveller June 8, 2018
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mattyland

The imaginary place a women’s mind wanders into after having an extremely satisfying sexual experience. A state of euphoria.
That man is such a sensual lover. I feel like I’ll be in mattyland forever.
by Missile MP el G February 10, 2019
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Mattyish

Mattyish is a retarded nonce
by Mattyish February 14, 2019
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Matty Roberts

The Creator of the area 51 raid,who pussied out because he thought everyone would get killed.
"It WoUld Be a hUmAnITaRiAn DisAsTeR."
Bob :" C'mon man share the answers for the science homework"
Lazar: "I'm not sure man.I don't wanna get in trouble."
Bob : "Don't be such a Matty Roberts man.Why u gotta chicken out?"
by Big Brain Meme Man September 22, 2019
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MATTYSPURS

Normally a Xbox player, with no friends and a love for a certain women or man, he normally has a really small cock and is very unsociable, on the other hand he loves a cold cider
Your such a mattyspurs
by Johnny becrat April 12, 2020
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Matty's Server

OMG!!! THIS DEAD SERVER CALLED Matty's Server IS AMAZING, HERES THE LINK!!!! {Insert Discord Invite Link}
by ABCEDEDEDEDE May 18, 2020
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Mattsplaining

When your friend Matt has a compulsion to explain why things are the way they are, even though they are dumb.
"Why can't I order from an Ontario restaurant through UberEats in Gatineau even though the cities are only divided by a canal ?? This is dumb."

Matt - " Actually because Hull is technically in another province and Ontario and Quebec have different health standards, and it's not dumb because health standards are important and allowing one province to dictate another province's health standards is even more irresponsible. Order from the website."

"Matt...you are mattsplaining again."
by Brazilian Thunder September 13, 2020
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