by footlover345 November 01, 2022
by Sc3n3 los3r May 30, 2011
Matt is large friend who is also very hairy. He is a bear. Not the gay kind, but an animal. He hates people and is particularly vocal about it.
by ahab 101 June 13, 2010
Guy 1: can i see you penis
Guy 2: ya
*pulls off pants and under wear*
Guy 1: thats the smallest matt ive seen
Guy 2: ya
*pulls off pants and under wear*
Guy 1: thats the smallest matt ive seen
by Plungie January 18, 2014
Matthew is a quiet soul till you get to know him. Then he is a witty little genius. His boyish smile shines bright when excited or happy, but to the girl he loves, his smile is fierce and loving. His eyes are a golden brown with a mischievous glint that would make most girls' knees go weak. But he is also shows the greatest amount of loyalty that is possible, to the one girl he loves. He is passionate and expresses it in his writing. He is a fantastic writer, stories are detailed and eye catching. He is also a gifted gamer. All over Matthew is a girl's dream. Any girl would be lucky to have him.
Is that Matt? Your boyfriend?-boy
No, that's Matt my other half-girl
Matt I love you so much. Te amo, la mia altra metà.
No, that's Matt my other half-girl
Matt I love you so much. Te amo, la mia altra metà.
by M.R.D December 26, 2012
A boy who THINKS he is a god wen it cums to pleasing women.
A boy who THINKS he's making all the ladies moan when they're actually GROANING 'get off of me'.
A boy who doesn't actually know what he's doing, and he's pretty square.
A boy that will never ever get a gurl.
A boy who has a large ego.
A boy who THINKS he's making all the ladies moan when they're actually GROANING 'get off of me'.
A boy who doesn't actually know what he's doing, and he's pretty square.
A boy that will never ever get a gurl.
A boy who has a large ego.
by TheTruthBeWritten May 12, 2009