The BEST FREAKING PERSON on this earth! shes blonde and beautiful and she knows it but is modest. Shes an amazing friend and is THE BEST DANCER! she always cheers you up and she smiles. She is joy to everyone that knows her!!!! and is totally gonna go far! shes also the best friend you will ever have because she will keep your secrets!!!
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person 2: " she must be a maison.."
person 2: " she must be a maison.."
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A lot of the boys are sexists and a lot of the girls are sluts. There are also the druggies, but the ones who aren't ridiculously rich are pretty cool. The boys swear a lot because it makes them feel manly and the girls wear skanky clothing and sleep around to feel better about them selves. The boys need to learn that acting like assholes isn't attractive, the girls need to learn that they don't need to sleep around to be attractive, and both groups need to stop pushing these social expectations onto eachother.
The teachers are either good or bad; there is no middle ground. If they aren't telling you how you'll be working at McDonald's for your eentire life, they're talking about how they've just moved in with one of the other teachers.
The good ones are the ones who actually try to teach the students how to use the knowledge they accumulate in their classes. Very few teachers will ever believe a student would ever do something nice and selfless for a classmate else.
The administrators are two extremes. You get on their list, you're on it forever, otherwise they ignore you.
The librarians are awesome.
The teachers are either good or bad; there is no middle ground. If they aren't telling you how you'll be working at McDonald's for your eentire life, they're talking about how they've just moved in with one of the other teachers.
The good ones are the ones who actually try to teach the students how to use the knowledge they accumulate in their classes. Very few teachers will ever believe a student would ever do something nice and selfless for a classmate else.
The administrators are two extremes. You get on their list, you're on it forever, otherwise they ignore you.
The librarians are awesome.
by ImScaredForMyClassmates April 28, 2011
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freshman-
faggot bitch wannabes who crowd up the hallway, get drunk in front of chipotle, then barf behind safeway. they get fingered in the movie theatres by hormone infested rapists (baseball boys, who then comment on how tight their pussy was). FRESHMAN CHEERLEADERS-put on some damn sweats, or pull your damn skirts off your necks. i dont want to see your skanky cellulite asses "flaunting" down the halls. which, you clog up...fuckin skeets...
sophmores-
the boys are so gay that they result in getting freshman pussy because the sophmore girls are too busy fucking the upper classmen just for a damn 40. they take a shot, they dont fucking know what a shot is, and theyre all over senior cock. half the population of sophmores, are fuckin dykes. WHY . get a fucking room.
juniors-
they're fucking boring.
seniors-
most are hardcore partiers, the lame few, thrive on sophmore pussy. why do you have your parties at the fucking WOLFTRAP MOTEL. picking fights for no goddamn reason; "boy: you dont MESS with my girl. otherboy: OH, im sorry your girls a SKEET." what the hell happened to your pride?
madison baseball-
the boys love it anal, and pudge STILL can only stop the hamburgelar. they mark their underclassmen pussy, leaving condoms in the dugout. they train all year for what? nothing. can you say BURIED IN COKE?
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i think its safe to say, that the "hard earned cash" is spent in one category. drugs,booze,pussy.
can the fairfax county public school board get the DAMN BROOM OUT OF THEIR ASSES.
no powderpuff? FUCK YOU.
freshman-
faggot bitch wannabes who crowd up the hallway, get drunk in front of chipotle, then barf behind safeway. they get fingered in the movie theatres by hormone infested rapists (baseball boys, who then comment on how tight their pussy was). FRESHMAN CHEERLEADERS-put on some damn sweats, or pull your damn skirts off your necks. i dont want to see your skanky cellulite asses "flaunting" down the halls. which, you clog up...fuckin skeets...
sophmores-
the boys are so gay that they result in getting freshman pussy because the sophmore girls are too busy fucking the upper classmen just for a damn 40. they take a shot, they dont fucking know what a shot is, and theyre all over senior cock. half the population of sophmores, are fuckin dykes. WHY . get a fucking room.
juniors-
they're fucking boring.
seniors-
most are hardcore partiers, the lame few, thrive on sophmore pussy. why do you have your parties at the fucking WOLFTRAP MOTEL. picking fights for no goddamn reason; "boy: you dont MESS with my girl. otherboy: OH, im sorry your girls a SKEET." what the hell happened to your pride?
madison baseball-
the boys love it anal, and pudge STILL can only stop the hamburgelar. they mark their underclassmen pussy, leaving condoms in the dugout. they train all year for what? nothing. can you say BURIED IN COKE?
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i think its safe to say, that the "hard earned cash" is spent in one category. drugs,booze,pussy.
can the fairfax county public school board get the DAMN BROOM OUT OF THEIR ASSES.
no powderpuff? FUCK YOU.
madison high school students-
under classman: im soooo wasted, i had a fullll shot!
senior: ok, blow the breathelizer.
under classman: ok......wherreeee?
senior: in my pants, BITCH.
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senior: who invited the spick to the party?
senior2: pshh, she came by herself...
under classman: im soooo wasted, i had a fullll shot!
senior: ok, blow the breathelizer.
under classman: ok......wherreeee?
senior: in my pants, BITCH.
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senior: who invited the spick to the party?
senior2: pshh, she came by herself...
by class of '06 January 31, 2007
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"Zayum. You see that fine girl?"
"Think I can get her number?"
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"Think I can get her number?"
"In your dreams, Madison is off limits. She doesnt know how amazing she is."
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Get the Madison mug.Unlike the above definition, the University of Wisconsin Madison is a prestigious university where education is everything but so is having a good time. You will find the most school spirit in Madison than anywhere else in Wisconsin. We are the number one party school but do not "fuck around" or "fuck-off". Time management is a must-have skill here (obviously if we go out everynight but still get up and get an A on an exam the next morning).
Wow, I can't believe _____ got into the University of Wisconsin Madison, he/she must have a really good GPA.
It's such a prestigious school to go to.
I can't believe you can go out almost everynight and still get a 4.0.
You go to Madison? Wow, thats impressive, I'm jealous.
It's such a prestigious school to go to.
I can't believe you can go out almost everynight and still get a 4.0.
You go to Madison? Wow, thats impressive, I'm jealous.
by badger for life September 29, 2005
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Madison's tend to be popular, outgoing, EXTREMELY hot, and with the advantage of being popular, they know just about everyone's secrets.
Madison's tend to be popular, outgoing, EXTREMELY hot, and with the advantage of being popular, they know just about everyone's secrets.
"Damnn, Madison is so FINE!!!"
or,
"I wish I could be popular like Madison. She knows everything about everyone."
or,
"I wish I could be popular like Madison. She knows everything about everyone."
by Lil Jayyyyyyyyyy February 28, 2009
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