It's the name of a girl who seemingly possesses all things heavenly. Usually girls named Mary appear sweet, innocent, and polite. But on the inside, all Mary's love getting insane. They love to party and are prone to random hookups. Girls named Mary give shame to the Virgin Mary because they are nowhere near virginal.
Chris: "She seems so sweet, let's hangout with her."
Virginia: "No, she's actually a huge slut! She cannot be trusted."
Chris: "Who is she?"
Virginia: "She's Mary."
Chris: "Oh my God, stay away from her."
Virginia: "No, she's actually a huge slut! She cannot be trusted."
Chris: "Who is she?"
Virginia: "She's Mary."
Chris: "Oh my God, stay away from her."
by OptimusChris June 16, 2010
A person who is often unlucky, and may have troubles in the future. People named "Mary" also have problems with their temper, and can often be a outsider. People think she may have mental issues, and can be a pest to be around.
"Lets go the other way to avoid Mary!" Tyler said.
"Oh No! she has already seen us! We cant run!" Eddie whispers.
"Hey guys! Almost lost you guys there!" Mary said.
"Ummmmm, listen me and Tyler are going home to wait for our milk to go to waste, see ya." Eddie says.
"Oh No! she has already seen us! We cant run!" Eddie whispers.
"Hey guys! Almost lost you guys there!" Mary said.
"Ummmmm, listen me and Tyler are going home to wait for our milk to go to waste, see ya." Eddie says.
by 33POKEMONGO24/7 December 04, 2016
by mary canary February 05, 2014
Shes the girl that you grew up with that took care of that bully for you in the fourth grade. As such, you are obligated to be her friend for life. Shes wild and crazy but not in the way that really smart or creative people are. You are the most adventurous person in her world because you always take her on hiking trips at least 100 miles from any city or town. Most of her ideas and opinions are a cause for concern. This is ok because she had her license revoked, has never held a job, and is not allowed near children. She has 30 cats. Marys are typically not physically harmful and are usually agreeable but are also very open to suggestion. Never get more than one Mary together in the same 100sqft space. The number one concern of any friend of a Mary is reddit. A Mary should always be monitored by someone but this is not an easy thing to do. When left unattended, a Mary will instinctively logon to reddit. This is not usually a problem but for reasons unknown to science, a Mary is able to signal to other Marys about the login. Help save reddit and monitor your Mary.
by Sin2pi June 16, 2020
“Hey who’s that hot stuff?”
“That’s Mary. Rumor has it that she signed a chastity pledge at age 1.”
“Damn.”
“That’s Mary. Rumor has it that she signed a chastity pledge at age 1.”
“Damn.”
by Senketsu April 16, 2019
A generic name that gay men use to address each other, typically in a friendly manner. Similar to Nancy, with the latter often used by both gay and straight people and usually meant pejoratively.
by youarenot2blame October 17, 2017
She will fuck you up in a instant if you touch her, smell her hair, sing “ Mary Had a Little Lamb“ because obviously the bitch ain’t got no lamb , and most importantly DO NOT SAY NIGGA OR ADD A H TO IT IF YOUR WHITE around her but besides that she’s funny amazing and the best person you can trust with a secret or trust that she will beat somebody up if needed don’t mess with Mary she’s scary but also caring, she could be your best friend or your worst enemy so watch out.
by A_real_blackie_ July 17, 2019