Marvin-Gayed

To be murdered by one's own parent(s).

I want to tell my parents what jerks they are but I'm afraid I might get Marvin-Gayed.

by obogmunich girmunichgirlmunich May 15, 2018

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Maricopa Counting

A very subjective form of calculation. If you count something and the number you get is not what you wanted just do a recount and if the new number you get is still not what you wanted do another recount and so on until you get the exact result you wanted. That is Maricopa Counting.

Dang, I lost the election...
No no, you just need to do some Maricopa Counting of the votes.

by Turd Ferguson the second January 17, 2022

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Maricopa Mudslide

The act of shitting in ones dishwasher, then turning it on. Best when the dishwasher if full of dishes.

He was mad I fucked his girlfriend so while I was out of town, he broke into my house and gave me a Maricopa Mudslide.

by rainbowcarnage October 6, 2010

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dirty marvin

An exceptionally unclean individual known to posess a pungent aroma similar to the combined smell of baked ham and egg salad. They perform no function in society but yet feel a strong sense of entitlement. In most cases(not all) your typical dirty marvin has grown so fat they have lost the ability to wipe their own ass thus contributing to the smell. A dirty marvin can be a male or female of any race, as long as they meet the criteria mentioned above.

While at Walmarts today you wouldnt believe how many dirty marvins I saw. Must've been benefits day!

by Devilned July 22, 2011

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maricar

define as a girl with natural beauty. Dark brownish/black hair. Attractive body, nice curves, good at bed. Shy at first but wild when you know a true Maricar.

Hook me up with Maricar, like WOOO!

by boyyyyyy2fly2 May 28, 2010

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