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National Organization for Marriage

A bullshit organization who claims to be working to protect the sanctity of marriage but in reality all they do is work to make sure LGBT people are denied all possible rights and continue to be treated as second-class citizens, and go after any and all groups/individuals/companies who voice support for gay rights/marriage to try and convert them to their bullshit beliefs.
The National Organization for Marriage should really rename themselves the National Organization for Fascism, because really that's what they're trying to accomplish.
by GaaraoftheDamned April 11, 2013
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Internet Marriage

Someone who suffers from an internet addiction.
My husband spends so much time on the computer, it's almost like an internet marriage.
by Robert Michael Hensel April 14, 2008
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marital aid

1) Truly an item or object used to create a better sexual experience for lovers. A vibrator or sex toy. A dildo or the like. Sexual lubricants. Flavored sexual lubricants. Ribbed condom or the like.

2) A term used to incite laughter on a job-site or construction site to identify a large tool.
1) Kirk: "Spock, come to my ready room, and bring our favorite marital aid!"

2) Johnson: "Smith, go get that high torque two-inch hole boring hammer drill..and get the kid to come here to help me with it would ya!?"
Smith: "I'll get the kid and HE can bring you the marital aid!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
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opposite marriage

The P.C. way to specify the legal union of a man and a woman, as made popular by Miss California at the 2009 Miss USA pageant.
MISS CALIFORNIA: "We live in a land that you can choose same sex marriage or opposite marriage"
by JusLar April 20, 2009
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Maritza

a funny girl who loves to have fun. she loves her friends and she's always there for them. Maritza is a nice & sweet person unless you get on her bad side. if u treat her bad, she's gonna treat u 10x worse.
Maritza is an amazing best friend
by maritza's bff September 2, 2011
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marmite motorway

I heard that Tom likes to take it up the Marmite Motorway...
by Miss Agreeable May 26, 2004
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marriage

What you should do when you are over 60. This makes sure that you wont get on each others nerves for very long.
Dorothy and Jon had a short marriage he died at 73. She barely got to know him.
by ItsMillyTime August 4, 2007
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