vancouver island marmot

marmotvery andangered, cute, fuzzy,

by You could probably guess May 31, 2003

Marmoset

A Marmoset occurs when a woman, angered with her male partner, feigns arousal and informs her partner that she would be incredibly turned on if he were to strip down, stand before her and trim his balls with hair stylist’s scissors, a pair of which she happens to have handy. The partner obliges, and during the course of his trim job, the woman kicks him squarely in the nuts, piercing his scrotum and possibly a testicle.

When Jane found out Mark had been cheating on her with one of his interns, she waited until he got home and then gave him a Marmoset he would not soon forget.

by Atro SYB August 18, 2009

marmaring

when one smothers amother in an annoyning fashion. a.k.a. squeezing the kitten, loving to intense, fucking annoyning.

stop marmaring me you pathectic twat.

by wingnutt May 14, 2007

marmo

a state of being with, or previously being with a female with a high testosterone rating.

I'm in my marmo period

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

Marmora

A small crackhead town between Toronto and Ottawa. Even 17-year olds get busted for cocaine. The word 'marmora' can be used instead of bad, small, drugged up or unknown.

person 1: i hear jeff is going through his marmora stage
person 2: he's on drugs?
person 3: marmora is no good, we should get him to rehab.

by int4ar1io August 1, 2019

Malmorin

The state of an object that is sad, tender, moist, beat, or recently breastfed.

You holmes, that child was way malmorin!

by HenryIsMoist January 26, 2011

MarioR

To post weird questions on usenet about Urban Dictionary

Foamy totally MarioR'ed when he didn't know what chillaxing meant.

by Bleh August 19, 2004