Manchester Hammer

When some goes number two while in the ocean.

I'm pretty sure that man swam out there to take himself a Manchester Hammer.

by Puddingsbane August 8, 2017

Manifest destiny

A belief more ridiculous than Christianity

Or in normal people words, the belief that an arrogant piece of shit colonist can take over the land of native Americans because the piece of shit colonist is fucking arrogant.

Colonist: give me your land
Native dude: nah fuck you

Colonist: HOW DARE YOU! I have manifest destiny on my side!
Native dude: I wonder how you’ll react when hitler does a similar thing but instead of keeping the equal part of us he kills them.
Colonist: who the fuck are you talking about

by Absolutely really correct June 24, 2020

Manifest Destiny

When you shit and cum at the same time. You were destined to do this, this is a turning point in your life. This is a message, do not take it lightly.

Go manifest destiny

by Shizen December 1, 2020

cornuism manifesto

The plot by corn farmers and the FDA to take over the world through the growth of corn and the manufacturing of high fructose corn syrup. These greedy bastards are soaking up our youth in obesity caused by their unhealthy food products. They also feed the corn to the animals that are mass produced that we ever so blindly eat. Eventually, there will be no healthy food and the corn will rule us all. The food system is taking over... be fat or die.

fuck, I'm so hungry pass me my cornsoda

the cornuism manifesto has made me hate my greedy country

cornuism manifesto will destroy america long before any president is able to do so
hide your children.. wait.. it's all full of corn

by squatchwatch November 28, 2011

Manchester United

The World's Greatest Team (TM)

The only Manchester team worth a mention

Their alternative names include Man United, MUFC, United.
'Man U' is a horrible abbreviation and one that real United fans hate

Manchester United dominated English football throughout the late 50's, late 60's and all of the 90's.
It's a shame they've become a corporate brand, but the local football club element still remains at Old Trafford, despite what the ABU's say

'We are the pride of all Europe, the cock of the north. We hate the scousers, the cockneys of course (and leeds!)'

by zutroy January 9, 2005

manchester

One of the best citys in England, nearly everyone who lives here, or comes to visit loves it. The people here are friendly and although it gets called 'gunchester', its really not that bad. It has a mint city centre, and although our accent is kinda naff, its summat to be proud off. It's got one of the best teams going - Manchester United, and Manchester City, who arn't that bad. Theres also loads to do here, with loads of opportunitys! Loads of well known people, celebs and bands have come out of Manchester, and we're defo home to some of the best musical talent! Manchester, the home of true mancunians!

Guy 1: Y'alright are kid?
Guy 2: Yeye just scrannin innit
Guy 1: Comin down Manchester tonight?
Guy 2: Yeye, it's the place to be!

by Hann3rr January 15, 2009

Manchester United

England's American soccer franchise, owned by the Glazer family Man United exist to make money. A faceless corporation without soul or heart. Supported by those who know nothing about football i.e. gloryhunters. (they will be hunting a while by the looks of it.)

Manc: I love Manchester United
Scouser: Lah, you're a pile o bastads

by Double G August 8, 2006