Task manager

The hitman of your computer. Kill those pesky programs that just don't leave.

Person 1: wow, how did you kill skype?
Person 2: I just used my task manager to get rid of it.

by Fr34k August 25, 2019

Manager's Niece

an ugly waitress at a nice restaurant (or any other situation where all other females workers are 'coincidentally' much more attractive)

yo outta all the fine-ass waitresses up in here we get that pale skinned fatass bitch?? manager's niece FO SHO

by Johnny Ballsack December 9, 2008

manager

a sadistic prick who suffers from the delusion that they are a "businessman" or "business woman" with a busy career when in reality they are just another back liner who got promoted via strategic ass kissing. Loves to treat everyone below them like crap, then complains to their friends that their busy "career" is just so stressful. Someone who wasn't intelligent enough to get an ACTUAL business career (CPA, etc). Usually an overweight ugly chick who did crappy in high school and worked at a fast food joint since her sixteenth birthday. Someone who is too ugly and fat to find a boyfriend and makes up for it by indulging in her "career".

Me: *works ass off in 120 degree heat in kitchen*
Manager: you're gonna have to fill in for the deep fryer today. Do u know how to do it?
Me: no I-
Manager: WHY THE HELL NOT????? ROAR ROAR ROAR ROAR

by NormalGuyYouSholdKnow December 5, 2007

dirt magert

Someone who mooches off of everyone and in general has no consideration for anyone but themselves. A rude, deceiving, and selfish person.

Going out to dinner with a group of people and "dirt magert" orders a large meal. When the bill comes "dirt magert" suddenly realizes they left their wallet at home

by dmb7886 February 5, 2009

Magers

A derivation of the word "Pers" which stands for personal or the amount of an item, thing, or substance that is retained and kept for personal use because it is better and higher quality. Magers is is the extreme emphasis of the word pers, and explains the absolute love, quality, and desire for that personal amount.

Bob - "Hey man, I went to McDonalds last night and ordered their Crispy Chicken, it was so pers!"

Dave - "Ya, well I ordered 2 Jr. Chicken value menu sandwiches, and they were so MAGERS!"

by G Glaser June 11, 2008

Manager

Someone who supervises your work and sits in the back pretending to work on the computer. Gets paid twice as much to do so. If they are of the opposite sex, you will sooner or later realize that you secretly want to fuck them.

She had a dream that she slept with her manager, who she hates for being a perfectionist at work.

by Crazyevil June 17, 2008

retail manager

A person that takes credit for a job well done without having any involvement. Can also be used to describe a person with his head firmly inserted in his own anus.

By this definition, Rick is the best retail manager in the world.

by bbyh8r December 17, 2002