mailb0xjeevas

That one mello simp, who's got mello

person: have you heard of a mailb0xjeevas

Person 2: yeah mello left nina for them i think

by mailb0xjeevasfan May 28, 2021

mailbomb

an explosive device placed in the mail. A generally dangerous and devious thing, not to mention funny as hell.

I blew his ass up with a mailbomb

by sup October 1, 2003

mailbomb

What I'm sending to your house.

Dont open the mail, you american capitalist pig!

by Aki October 9, 2003

posted like a mail box

1.hanging out in one place for an extended amount of time
2.Just left a place that you were at for an extremely long time period.

Brandon: "Paul where you at?
Paul: " posted over here at the races like a mail box";

Brandon: "Paul where you at?
Paul: " posted like a mail box at the races."

Brandon: "Paul where you at?
Paul: "just got done getting my oil change, it took for ever i felt like i was posted like a mail box."

by Indian Brandon July 8, 2011

mailboxsexual

Someone who is strongly attracted to mailboxes and prefers them over humans.

Person one: I think that person is mailboxsexual
Person two: Why?
Person one: He was making out with a mailbox a couple minutes ago

by Cholechillipepper May 30, 2018

Mail Box Rot

The act of rejecting an invitation to friend a person on any social media where you choose to simply not accept or respond

Tim asked tyo be my friend on facebook. That's mail box rot!

by mmac108 October 18, 2012

Mailboxing

When a person puts their tongue inside of a uncircumcised penis.

Jenny said she was mailboxing Steve at lunch, she said it tasted like cheese.

by Tuffcuddles June 4, 2019