munter magnet

someone who always seems to have munters/ugly people after them all the time.

Person1: ohh, ive got this REALLY fit girl after me, its brilliant.
Person2: Lucky you, ive got ANOTHER munter after me. -__-
Person1: HAHAHAHA, YOURE A MUNTER MAGNET

by Boral :) February 6, 2010

Chaos Magnet

A paranormal force that causes a person to attract chaos into his or her life.

I'm at my wit's end. Lucretia is a complete mess -- everything just seems to go wrong with her. Her life is in constant turmoil, financially and otherwise. I think she may have inherited a chaos magnet from her mother.

by RD VLVT July 11, 2011

Asshat magnet

I always attract asshats

All I seem to do is attract asshat magnets

by Geo Voom September 9, 2016

mommy magnet

a feminine human being that attracts many mommy’s (especially sugar mommies)

damn bitch you a mommy magnet, you got all dem rich mommies.

by mommy luvr November 8, 2021

vagina anti-magnet

Someone who is a complete woman repellent.

He couldnt get laid in a brothel , hes a major vagina anti-magnet

by thegroup June 19, 2013

pussy magnet

Pussy Magnet is British slang for something which attracts women. Often used in context of a car.

I told you I was a pussy magnet.

by jerryfletcher December 21, 2005

lobster magnet

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by Doolo August 26, 2003