monkey 

a word u say when ur mad

Damn monkey!!!

monkey by Jeff November 7, 2003

monkey 

a silly small fuzzy animal that swings about and screaches loudly

don't touch that monkey dear, you'll get AIDS
why thank you, jack,... NOT you we named tha monkey, jack,.

monkey by aliks August 11, 2006

monkey 

Your dick is your monkey.

And when you spank your monkey its the sound that your pubes make when they hit the girls pubes (like a clapping sound). "My Monkey was so bad, we had to spank him twice". Or when your masterbating the sound of your hand hitting your body on the down stroke. Whap, whap, whap,

monkey by J.Menard September 16, 2008

monkey 

What humans supposedly evolved from...yeah right!!!!

D.G. looks like a monkey

monkey by Shawn B. May 22, 2003

monkey 

Generic exclamation, for use when actual swear words are prohibited. Sometimes used in call centers where swearing might be overheard by customer on the line with other customer service agents, because no one in their right mind would be offended if they overheard the word "monkey".

Customer: I hope you and your entire company go to hell!
Customer Service Agent (smiling): Thank you very much.
Customer: <hangs up>
CSA: MONKEY!

-or-

<Stubs toe.>
"Flying Monkeys!"

monkey by Fishy Bob May 14, 2007

monkey 

a idiotic person. you can call almost every one a monkey it may be your boyfriend or parents or even your teacher this term most commonly describes every one

You are a monkey, why did you do that?

monkey by Alexandra Dolce February 25, 2008

monkey 

i cute lil animal that climbs a lot

boy:whats a monkey
girl:a cute animal

monkey by xxxxamyxxxx March 26, 2008