mystic mocha 

A cocoa goddess. She's got moves and she knows how to use them. When she gets a hold of some skittles you know that there will be danger. She's into groping and she loves to share a bed with a jew. She likes to bounce up on it at 2AM after drinking somePina Coladas and gettin her African Swerve on.

"Oh thats hot! That Mystic Mocha knows what she wants and she takes it! She takes it!"

mystic mocha by Baby Jew May 28, 2009

redneck mocha 

A standard drip coffee mixed with some cheap hot cocoa powder mix, preferably half a packet.

"Been runnin' low on cash in this recession, so I've given up Starbucks and drinking redneck mochas from the lunch room instead."

redneck mocha by KW1985 November 23, 2011

Moncton Mocha-chino 

An obscure sexual move in which the male grates processed cheese directly into a females vagina, and when the cheese begins to melt, the penis is inserted, and then jamed into the females mouth, or another person. Not to be confused with the Fredericton Fondue

I paid the whore 12$ and an oreo to let me do a Moncton Mocha-chino. So worth it.

Moncton Mocha-chino by Sir Scoats April 24, 2011

sticky mocha 

A term used for a gay latino man that only is interested in other gay latino men.

God, Juan is such a sticky mocha he won't even look at that hot black trainer at the gym.

sticky mocha by Kaplan9009 March 25, 2009

Kosher Mocha 

A half Jewish, half Black baby.

Idina and Taye's baby is a Kosher Mocha.

Kosher Mocha by Raisel Adena August 12, 2009

skid mocha 

A cheap variation of a mocaccino prepared with regular coffee & chocolate milk.

He's such a cheap date. He ordered us 2 skid mochas & then didn't even leave a tip!

skid mocha by onespyder February 2, 2014

welfare mocha

A poor man's mocha. Black drip coffee with a packet of instant cocoa poured in.

I can't afford Starbucks, I'll have a welfare mocha.

welfare mocha by Croditi December 19, 2014