moby cockmitized

the most amazing friend group in the history of friend groups<3

i wish i had a friend group as good as moby cockmitized

by maria__8 September 3, 2022

The Moby Dick

When you proceed to have anal sex with an over weight person. You then ejaculate in there ass so they then can fart it out of there blowhole aka “butthole” so that the other partner may catch it in there mouth.

Bro you won’t believe what happened last night! I met this at my AA meeting and she told me she’s into The Moby Dick! It was gross.

by The Crusty beav September 21, 2021

moby

when someones mic/game is lagging making them sound like the robot “moby” from tim and moby on brainpop

bro your mic is lagging ur moby rn

by profortnitegamer11 May 12, 2025

Moby Dick

When you spend all your money on a 3 foot dildo on amazon and put it in your mouth.

Sarah : "OMG GIRL I GOT LAID LAST NIGHT"

Alicia "OMG YES GIRL MOBY DICK IN MY MOUTH"

by JeffaCakes2223555 June 11, 2018

Mobie

just another way to describe a bad movie

Twilight is a mobie.

by Rottex November 14, 2021

Moby small

It's a 3 inch dildo.
It's a baby Moby huge.

The Moby small is a 3 inch dildo for car guys because the Moby huge is for MEN.

by anonymous March 21, 2022

Moby dick

A big dick in a girls vagina

I gave my wife a moby dick

by Carrot577 December 18, 2019