Mister Fister

One who fist's a woman often.

"Mister.......Fister"

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

Mister Perkins

A substitute who always has stuble


--->booty

Mister Perkins let all the kids leave class to go smoke. Weed.

by Mason November 30, 2004

mister party

The ass clown who shows up uninvited to a party, gets shitfaced, says inappropriate shit, gropes female partygoers, and makes everyone uncomfortable.

Stays long after everyone leaves & doesn't even offer to help clean up!

If that good-for-nothing, creepy bastard shoes up... stab 'im!

see mr party

by Terra Imperator May 18, 2004

Shin-mister

The extremely low urinals taking up half the wall, typically seen in movie theaters, that mist your shins as your urine ricochets off the back wall.

Mom: son, do you have to go to the bathroom before we leave?

Son: No way, they have shin-misters here!

by Insiqnia August 13, 2011

Mister Lube

"Mister Lube" is the anus lubricator in a gay whorehouse.

Your butt hole's a little dry," said Alan. "I think it's time for Mister Lube."

by scodder July 02, 2010

Mister Clean

a man who can't be affected by suspicion of corruption or of bad character

Mister clean should quit while he is ahead and retire.

by The Return of Light Joker January 22, 2008

Mister Smoothie

Male genitalia that lacks or has very little pubic hair. Women prefer giving head to Mister Smoothie, rather than Mister Hairy Sausage.

All the girls love it when Mister Smoothie comes to town.

by PeeBee February 11, 2004