when you see a midget, it is common courtesy to publicly identify the said midget, either verbally or physically, and subsequently perform the macarena. failure to do so will result in your spouse fornicating with a beloved relative.
ex: yo, is that kid a midget? *points at the midget* i have to do the midget macarena now, or else my bf might cheat on me with my brother!
by tomfoolery69420 November 20, 2022
Get the Midget Macarena mug.A midget who is so small that they are no longer considered human and enter the slug category. They resort to eating scraps of metal and their own bones.
You don't want to touch that, it's a midget slug.
"Momma, what's that?........OH LORD!!!", "Sorry child I was making love to the extreme bottom of the food chain"
"Momma, what's that?........OH LORD!!!", "Sorry child I was making love to the extreme bottom of the food chain"
by TheAnacondors November 5, 2007
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by Americanpanzy January 27, 2011
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"I challenge you and your midget to midget punting. Meet me at Barely's Pub. 1 hour. Be there or be tall"
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1. Porn featuring midgets
2. A phrase used in jest as a proxy for anything (often, but not necessarily porn) where you want to be deliberately vague or insinuate nefarious doings without being too specific. For example you could say "this party is boring, I'm going home to watch some midget porn" meaning you have something more interesting to do but can't be bothered to describe what. Or you could tell someone with a computer virus that they need to stop looking at midget porn, meaning that they need to stop frequenting the dodgy website they got the virus from, whatever it my be.
2. A phrase used in jest as a proxy for anything (often, but not necessarily porn) where you want to be deliberately vague or insinuate nefarious doings without being too specific. For example you could say "this party is boring, I'm going home to watch some midget porn" meaning you have something more interesting to do but can't be bothered to describe what. Or you could tell someone with a computer virus that they need to stop looking at midget porn, meaning that they need to stop frequenting the dodgy website they got the virus from, whatever it my be.
by PiemasterUK June 12, 2011
Get the Midget Porn mug.Small old lady with a hunchback and white hair walking around with a stick or in a mobility car. They are generally found in groups or outside the bingo. You do not want to approach one of these if they are naked. They generally walk in front of you very slowly and piss you off and they often smell of piss and cigarettes.
"I'll kick midget grannies in the tits."
"You're such a midget granny"
"That midget granny has a saggy ass dude."
"I did a midget granny who had a really wrinkly fanny"
"I'm doing the midget granny robot dance"
"You're such a midget granny"
"That midget granny has a saggy ass dude."
"I did a midget granny who had a really wrinkly fanny"
"I'm doing the midget granny robot dance"
by JenAsh May 11, 2008
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