Metaphelangical chord

Another word for a womens tampon

Eek, I put my Metaphelangical chord in the wrong way round.

by Jenna April 15, 2004

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metaphysician

One who heuristically solves or defines problems in reality and asks about the thought and material used in its scientific principle to come up with a theory.

The Metaphysician describes a piece of wood by its chemical properties and tries to watch it burn in a fire. They wonder about how it burns and what a flame is and how that is made. The idea is physics, how does it work. In variant they look at anything that has not been proven in the unknown. "Prote, hyle,?" They say.

by Poiler November 24, 2013

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Metaphorical

Me. I'm mad metaphorical my dudes... And dudettes... I don't know what my fan base is like. Gotta be some dudettes in there. I donno. Gotta do a case study or something.

Hym "Ha! That's hilarious! You did see it. Iam had a fucking MELTDOWN!"

Iam "........."

Hym "Don't glare at me like that! You know it's funny! Big-time meltdown too. Like, 'ordered online from a Denny's' level meltdown."

Iam "I was upset..."

Hym "Hahaha! See!? He wants to lie so bad! Look at his face! HAHAHAHAA! And I'm not even being metaphorical."

Iam "I don't think you're using that word properly..."

Hym "Nah I'm doing it right."

Iam "Can we just go to bed? I'm not trying to be up until 7am again."

Hym "Yeah, yeah..."

by Hym Iam May 6, 2022

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