meep

a socially awkward person with a generally bad attitude who is secretly very clever and acceptable looking but doesn't get any action because they can't function in public.
often, meeps communicate to eachother in secret meep slang that real people don't understand.
they tend to simultaneously mock and try to emulate indie/hipster fashion and musical trends and make fun of most of the things they secretly love: kanye, american apparel, gossip girl.
"I'd rep, but she's such a meep. She probably doesn't speak english or walk around or anything."

meep 1: awk that chuck has so many asian hookers that live at his house
meep 2: he is a junior in highschool afterall. love those clevz gg writers
by Serena vandergaf December 04, 2007
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There is no real definition for the totally pitch implied definition of meep, or of meaning to a phrase, a sentance, ansd more.
...meep pitch (loud) Translation: F---k off!!!
by Tum August 31, 2003
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Me: Hi Gnome!
Gnome: Meep!
by jojobear October 02, 2005
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Meep; n.; verb; to meep: 1)A quick kiss on the lips; 2)A peck shared between friends or aqaintances in a manner such that no mutual affection need be shared.
To use Meep in a real-life situation, it would look something like this.
"I want to kiss someone..."
"Well I don't like you, but I'll kiss you."
"But aren't kisses supposed to be special?"
"Not if we Meep! A Meep will allow me to kiss you with no strings attatched!"
"BRILLIANT!"
by Erica Bruce September 27, 2006
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(n) the excess lip that hangs from the side of dogs' mouths.
Wow, your dogs meeps are huge and jiggly.
by Meep-Feeler January 05, 2010
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That kid is a meep! A small child dressed like an adult- in a suit, etc.

Look at that meep card! Those little credit cards on keychains that look exactly like the big version of the credit card.

Anything that looks exactly like the natural-sized item, but in extra-small form. Especially if it makes you laugh because it is so cute.
by LWWESQ August 06, 2011
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1. A sexual sound
2. An expression of pure boredom.
1. MEEP! MEEP! OHHHMEEEEEEP!
2. Person1: Dudee I'm sooo fucken bored.
Person2: Samee.
*15 minutes later*
Person1: Meep.
by fucken_maggot March 19, 2007
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