Dirty Mat

Someone who has the absolute pinnacle of amazing schlongs and will never hurt you and never make you cry. Also fuck you eric

Yo its yuh boi Dirty Mat

by TotallyNotMat August 28, 2019

Mississippi Door Mat

You take a crap outdoors, step in it, then wipe your feet on your naked girlfriend before having sex with her.

I ate way too much tonight; should be a perfect Mississippi Door Mat kinda night.

by Flanny McDougansnorfer December 26, 2014

Jump to conclusions mat

its a mat with different conclusions you can jump too. the worst idea ever.

see office space

by vincenzo December 3, 2003

beer mat notes

a collection of beer mats from around the world

one of three beer mat notes found in Helsinki's Demonium Bar on October 22 2020:
"Don't worry about me, stay on track, stay healthy, and when this nightmare is over we will meet and i will get to finally hold you close and it will be fine and we'll manage somehow."

by Krkič January 31, 2021

xiao mat

An unsually homosexual midget, typically of Asian descent.

If you come out of the closet I can officially call you a xiao mat

by Jigglemeister February 4, 2010

Yob tvoyu mat

Russian for fuck your mother

A shit i lost at CSGO again, yob tvoyu mat teammate

by DragL February 14, 2020

Door Mat

A person who allows people to treat them badly or walk all over them.

Mark: Tyrone treats Sarah like crap.
Chris: Yeah she's such a door mat sometimes.

by E1K4B0NG March 28, 2008