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Karl Malone-It

To do anything and add a bit of the Karl Malone piazzazz by putting one hand on the head model style, be it slam dunking the basketball, or just adding a little extra flavor to a kick flip.
"That would've been extremely lame, except that he added a Karl Malone-it!! What a bad ass!"
by leche cristo May 15, 2009
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Milton, MA

A town right outside of Boston. It's broken up into two sides: The East and The West. Milton is notably the most Irish town in the United States, although there is a rising number of African-Americans. Milton was also listed (respectfully) in 2007 and 2009 as the 7th and 5th best place to live in America. Very hard to imagine as there is virtually nothing to do there. Hence why there is such a big problem with drinking and drugs within the town's teenage inhabitants (who frequent the woods at night for "fun"). They also use slang which is getting more and more ridiculous by the year. Not to mention that many Milton teenagers don't take kindly to outsiders (Why? because they're assholes). By appearance, Milton is the epitome of a suburb. Nice houses, clean neighborhoods, etc.
Kids: "The cops are coming! Quick! Hide the reebs! Hide the reebs!"

Cops: "You idiots. Just because we're cops doesn't mean we're stupid enough to know that beers spelled backwards is reebs.....only in Milton, MA."
by masterBarry September 7, 2010
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east milton

The East Side of Milton, bordering on Quincy. Notable features include woods where straight up zeebin goes down, because they never heard of using someone's house, so kids always get arrested and shit. They have their own language.
Whaatup, dude? You zoobin?
Yah, you?
Yah dude, creepin at the Emod
Rep the E!
East Milton!
by This kid right here April 23, 2007
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Melton

Seriously brutal, never mess with someone described as a ‘Melton’ because they can most definitely beat the shit out of you. The Rock could be described as a ‘Melton’.
‘Is that the rock?’
‘Jeez, i wouldnt mess with him he’s such a melton!’
by Ollyy1234 May 26, 2018
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West Melton

chav central, found here are all the scrubbers, skets and the WME smoking joints and drinking outside the corner shop called lallys. Here children as young as five can be found throwing stones at the flats either side of the shop but it doesn't matter because they probably live in them flats anyway. Again children as young as five will be found roaming the streets after 11pm. Then being called in by their mother who is their fathers sister, for dinner eaten from dog bowls.INBREDS!

All the local people who want to get on with their life in West Melton can't even walk down the street without being abused within every inch of their life often leading to suicidal grannys.
Other stereotypes have attempting living here these include; emos,goths and random little kiddies. Kids are one problem, dogs are yet another, just don't leave your fluffy little rabbit in the backgarden alone!!
also search rotherham
*An old, tired granny is walking down the street. A chav approaches her*

Chav: Yo, motherf**ker granny whats that on ya head?

Granny: A hat my dear (should never have passed through West Melton!)
by Fed Up Grannys. August 14, 2008
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Sam Malone

A sex act named for Ted Danson's womanizing bartender on the Sitcom "Cheers". To Perform the Sam Malone, a man receives fellatio from a woman (or man). He waits until he is near climax, then pulls out of his partner's mouth, and gouges them in the eyes with his pre-cum slickened unit, temporarily blinding them. He then pushes them down, finishes on their face, then stands up and yells "Cheers,Bitch!"
I gave my girlfriend the Sam Malone, and spent the night in a holding cell.
by Street Scientologist June 13, 2006
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Maloning

Verb. to Malone: when a male participates in an intimate scenario with a female, and only succeeds in removing her shirt, shortly followed by the female talking about her feelings. Often used in a "so close, yet so far away" metaphoric reference.
Well we went back to her place and into her room and things were getting pretty steamy, but then right when I started getting excited, she said she wasn't in the mood and we just ended up Maloning.
by Jellybean1322 October 26, 2010
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