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MODEL 500 S&W MAGNUM REVOLVER

The most powerful handgun in the world undisputedly, it bends the .44 magnum over a bathtub and rapes it. With its 8-3/8-in. barrel, the overall length of the Model 500 is 15 in. and the empty weight is 4.5 pounds. The cylinder alone is almost 2 in. in diameter and approaches 2.25 in. in length. Thumb the cylinder open and five charge holes await. Each is 1/2 in. in diameter, and the .50-cal. cartridges they hold are almost 2 in. long. Load five of them and the total weight of the handgun climbs to 5 pounds.The .44 mag reaches at max 1900ft. The model 500 reaches up to 2600ft.
Dirty Harry: Ah-ah, I know what you're thinking punk. You're thinking did he fire six shots or only five? And to tell you the truth I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world

Dying man: Actulay the most powerful handgun in the world is the model 500 smith and wesson magnum revolver.

Hirty Harry: You bastard.
by Da Money March 17, 2005
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MODEL 500 S&W MAGNUM REVOLVER

Combat simulation: A skirmish in a hallway between 2 men. Person 1 has a Glock 9mm with a 17 round clip. Person 2 has a MODEL 500 S&W MAGNUM REVOLVER . The problem is, Person 2 only has one bullet, no big deal.

So Person 1 begins shooting at Person 2 down the hallway. Pa pa pa pa pa pa.. The 9mm sounding like someone ate some beans now farting. Person 2 (hiding behind a wall) then begins to think how he will take this guy out...
1.) I can aim for the opening, and when he steps out I will blow him away.. na too risky with 1 bullet.
2.) I can throw the bullet at him, and since the bullet is so heavy it would knock him out. na Im not a pitcher.
3.) I can shoot towards him, and the sound which is so loud would permanently make him deaf. na thats not nice.
4.) I got it! Hes hiding behind 3 inches of concrete(nothing for the 500), I will xray aim, shoot through the concrete and see what happens.

... so He xray aims and shoots, and hears 2 things hit the ground. So Person 2 walks over and sees what has been done. The bullet went through the concrete and cut him horizontally in half. His upper and lower body lay there.

So ladies and gentlemen, thats why you should make the effort to have the 500 as your conceal carry.
by PeterTosh February 10, 2012
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magnum made

One who has a very large you know!!! And the hustle is just as Big!!!
Dale is Magnum Made. I need that in my life gurl.
by Hunny J October 20, 2013
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Magnum hard on

A magnum hard on is when you look into the eyes of a man laying alseep on the floor and get a massive erection and it pokes said man or woman and wakes them
Tanner: “oh yeah you look so sexy sleeping
Titan: “what’s poking me?”
Titan: “yucky tanner get your magnum hard on away from me”
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Magnum PI

When you take such a huge dump it forms an island in the toilet. A Poop Island.
After last night’s chili dinner, I formed a Magnum PI this morning.
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Magnum Homus

Similar to a magnum opus, a magnum homus is a homosexual act regarded as the most significant work of an individual
Luis has achieved his magnum homus today.

Isaac Newton's magnum homus was inventing calculus.
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22 magnum

When hospitalizing someone with a .22 LR isnt enough, so you want to kill them, but your broke and can only afford 22 ammo, so the best option is 22 magnum.

Is actually better than a 9mm in cases where you care about capacity over stopping power, a s&w m&p in 22 magnum can actually hold 30 rounds.

Its not the most powerful deuce deuce cartridge however, that would go to the .22 hornet.
I just dumped 5 rounds of 22 magnum form my m&p on this noob XD, now i got enought money to afford a 9mm! But i prefer having 30 rounds on a pistol so fuck that! - Raleigh Crips Feild Marshall Tyrone McJamal Jordan (not an actual person)
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