by xtomedgex July 11, 2010
Get the totally magnum mug.When your partner is laying down, face up, straddle his/her chest, and while receiving oral from your partner, shit on his/her chest, giving that bushy, hairy chest look, just like Thomas Magnum, from Magnum P.I.
Honey, my chest was a little moist and warm last night when you gave me the Thomas Magnum treatment.
by MochaDiet August 3, 2012
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One of the main supporting characters from the show "Adventures of Officer BukkNasty and Flaccid Mandingo". Jhett Magnum is a Cyborg detective from the year 2043.
He the ability to:
1. Turn into an actual Jet or any part of his body.
2. Solve crimes by licking where it happened.
3. Combine Martial Arts w/ .44 Magnum.
4. Transform into "Jet Maximus"
He the ability to:
1. Turn into an actual Jet or any part of his body.
2. Solve crimes by licking where it happened.
3. Combine Martial Arts w/ .44 Magnum.
4. Transform into "Jet Maximus"
by Jhett Magnum March 9, 2015
Get the Jhett Magnum mug.When you fail to save and invest enough money for retirement and grow too old or get sick and can no longer work to earn money to maintain the lifestyle you are accustomed to. The .44 Magnum Retire Plan may be an option for you! Just place a loaded, high powered firearm to the side of your head or in your mouth and pull the trigger. All your retirement worries will disappear in an instant!
Clarence: “Hey Lance, how is your retirement portfolio looking?”.
Lance: “It’s strong to quite strong”.
Clarence: “Nice! You must have gotten in early on some wireless I.P.O.’s and made a killing!”.
Lance: “No. Truth be told, I haven’t saved or invested shit towards retirement. I’m 68 now and in failing health. I’m on the .44 Magnum Retirement Plan!”.
Lance: “It’s strong to quite strong”.
Clarence: “Nice! You must have gotten in early on some wireless I.P.O.’s and made a killing!”.
Lance: “No. Truth be told, I haven’t saved or invested shit towards retirement. I’m 68 now and in failing health. I’m on the .44 Magnum Retirement Plan!”.
by E. Barlow June 22, 2021
Get the .44 Magnum Retirement Plan mug.A handgun cartridge based on the .38 special. A handgun chambered in .357 magnum can generally utilize the .38 special cartridge.
A gun marked .38 special cannot use a .357 magnum cartridge. Using such a cartridge may cause said handgun to explode.
Please ignore the author on here who claims "you don't blow up a .38 caliber gun by shootings .357s through it".
He is not correct!!!
Attempting to shoot a .357 magnum cartridge through a firearm chambered in .38 special is dangerous!
A gun marked .38 special cannot use a .357 magnum cartridge. Using such a cartridge may cause said handgun to explode.
Please ignore the author on here who claims "you don't blow up a .38 caliber gun by shootings .357s through it".
He is not correct!!!
Attempting to shoot a .357 magnum cartridge through a firearm chambered in .38 special is dangerous!
Officer: "I do not have confidence in my weapon's ability to neutralize a suspect."
Firearm Dealer: "Have you considered upgrading to a weapon chambered in .357 magnum?"
Firearm Dealer: "Have you considered upgrading to a weapon chambered in .357 magnum?"
by J. Lotta August 27, 2010
Get the .357 magnum mug.Huge rifle cartridge used for hunting very big African game. Launches a 500 gr. bullet at over 2,500 fps with around 7,500 ft. lb. of force. High loadings have punishing recoil - about five times that of a .30-06. Factory loads cost over $7 per round, making it very expensive to shoot. Way too overpowered for any animal on North American soil. Definitely wouldn't hurt to have one if you were ever stuck on Isla Nublar or Isla Sorna from Jurassic Park.
If ever traveling to a dinosaur theme park, bringing along a big bore rifle, let's say, a .460 Weatherby Magnum or .50 BMG for example, would be a very good idea.
by WALTHERMAN March 25, 2010
Get the .460 Weatherby Magnum mug.Combat simulation: A skirmish in a hallway between 2 men. Person 1 has a Glock 9mm with a 17 round clip. Person 2 has a MODEL 500 S&W MAGNUM REVOLVER . The problem is, Person 2 only has one bullet, no big deal.
So Person 1 begins shooting at Person 2 down the hallway. Pa pa pa pa pa pa.. The 9mm sounding like someone ate some beans now farting. Person 2 (hiding behind a wall) then begins to think how he will take this guy out...
1.) I can aim for the opening, and when he steps out I will blow him away.. na too risky with 1 bullet.
2.) I can throw the bullet at him, and since the bullet is so heavy it would knock him out. na Im not a pitcher.
3.) I can shoot towards him, and the sound which is so loud would permanently make him deaf. na thats not nice.
4.) I got it! Hes hiding behind 3 inches of concrete(nothing for the 500), I will xray aim, shoot through the concrete and see what happens.
... so He xray aims and shoots, and hears 2 things hit the ground. So Person 2 walks over and sees what has been done. The bullet went through the concrete and cut him horizontally in half. His upper and lower body lay there.
So ladies and gentlemen, thats why you should make the effort to have the 500 as your conceal carry.
So Person 1 begins shooting at Person 2 down the hallway. Pa pa pa pa pa pa.. The 9mm sounding like someone ate some beans now farting. Person 2 (hiding behind a wall) then begins to think how he will take this guy out...
1.) I can aim for the opening, and when he steps out I will blow him away.. na too risky with 1 bullet.
2.) I can throw the bullet at him, and since the bullet is so heavy it would knock him out. na Im not a pitcher.
3.) I can shoot towards him, and the sound which is so loud would permanently make him deaf. na thats not nice.
4.) I got it! Hes hiding behind 3 inches of concrete(nothing for the 500), I will xray aim, shoot through the concrete and see what happens.
... so He xray aims and shoots, and hears 2 things hit the ground. So Person 2 walks over and sees what has been done. The bullet went through the concrete and cut him horizontally in half. His upper and lower body lay there.
So ladies and gentlemen, thats why you should make the effort to have the 500 as your conceal carry.
by PeterTosh February 10, 2012
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