laming

The very act of being lame.

Quit laming and get your ass here!

by CyraX May 25, 2004

Lazy Ass, not for good, lying son of a bitch

A saying commonly used by guys wives, girlfriends, or just girls they know, clarifying they are no good and liars. Many men make this a true statement, although there are still some great guys left. It is now a very stereotypical statement towards all men.

Jessica: (On the phone with her friend Toby) Toby, Robby cheated on me for the third time this year.

Toby: Are you serious?

Jessica: Yes. I can't believe it. And after he promised me, crossing his heart, he would never do it again.

Toby: Hun, I told you this once, and I will tell you again. Robby is just a Lazy ass, not for good, lying son of a bitch!

by doremifasollatido August 31, 2010

Great FB/MS Laming of UD Crisis of 2010

In the opening days of February 2010, a person or persons unknown started a stupid new trend on facebook and myspace that swept through like an avalanche. Countless people posted the following status: "Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste this in your status and the first entry for your name under comments."

This resulted in a huge influx of traffic on UD, which bogged down the site and crashed it a few times, because everyone thought it was so cool to post a glowing definition of their first name, which was submitted by some asswipe years ago. Of course, none of these lame first name definitions should have been approved in the first place, as per the UD guidelines which so many people ignore.

And yet, the worst was not over. After this, countless people began submitting first name definitions, which fell into two categories: glowing definitions of oneself or a friend, or slanderous definitions of an enemy. It was up to the editors to ensure the future of UD....

Oh man, I remember staying up all night during the Great FB/MS Laming of UD Crisis of 2010, rejecting as many lame-ass self-serving first name definitions as I could. It seemed like they would never end. I only wish we could remove all the ones from years ago, but most have too many votes and are thus "too popular" to be nominated for removal.

Dumbass: OMG!!! This is soooo awesome! UD says I'm a wonderful, sexy, intelligent person! That's great, but I think I'll submit and even better and more specific one! And then a mean one about the girl that pushed me at recess today!

UD Editor: I'll reject them all. Please stop contributing to the Great FB/MS Laming of UD Crisis of 2010.

Dumbass: Noooo!!! I'm shallow and weak and I need this self-esteem boost!

by klopek007 February 5, 2010

Lying Ass Hoe

GWEN.

ABBY; WOW SHES A LYING ASS HOE
CHLOE; WHO?! ILL SLAP A HOE
ME; GWEN!!!!

by WEsPiLlThEtEa July 18, 2019

not even lying

I don't even know, NOT EVEN LYING.

"RIGHT, GET ON THE BUS, NOT EVEN LYING."

by billybillyohbilly August 21, 2009

lying about your rage

Concealing the truth about your long, hellish commute so as to fit in with those who have short drives to work, and who rarely experience the road rage that you encounter on a daily basis.

Gloater: I get to work in about 15 minutes. What about you?

Long Commuter: Umm, about the same.

Gloater: Why are you lying about your rage?

Long Commuter: I'm not.

Gloater: You're in Sylmar! Do you chopper to work?

Long Commuter: Okay, asshole! It takes me an hour and a half! Are you happy now, you dick bag?!

by Herb, Ian, Dick, Shawn, Harry August 28, 2011

Lying Momoh

A boy that lies a lot. Normally say things like, "I get all the ladies," or, "I have a big dick," or,"I'm smart." He does this for personal gain even though everyone can see through him.

"Hey ladies, want to see my big dick?"
"No thank, you Lying Momoh

by True Defs. September 22, 2016