It is the filipino millennial term for "I dont give a fuck" when you dont care what the fuck that person is saying.
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by rippedman May 13, 2005
Get the lang mug.A Unit of measurement for penis size,"your LANGLE".
Can be used as a verb "to Langle" someone or in action you would be "Langling" someone.
If said penis looks like it should be behind a glass counter in the Deli Meat section because it would destroy measures out "2 Langles".
If said penis evokes fear, respect, and anal leakage but wont leave permanent damage it is referred to as " a Langle or Two".
If said penis never made it in to the conversation in the high school girls change room, as a cherry smashing monster or a pinky finger with balls like hazel nuts you are referred to as "1 Langle" or "A Langle"
If said penis ranges from a "babies big toe" to "a small steak knife handle" it is laughed at by girlfriends, strippers and hookers alike and never truly gets a name consistently. "Baby dick", "You better have my money you little dick mother fucker" and "I'm gonna go now" and many more are all that sized penis ever hears.........wait it can be called "Ahahahahahahaha".
Can be used as a verb "to Langle" someone or in action you would be "Langling" someone.
If said penis looks like it should be behind a glass counter in the Deli Meat section because it would destroy measures out "2 Langles".
If said penis evokes fear, respect, and anal leakage but wont leave permanent damage it is referred to as " a Langle or Two".
If said penis never made it in to the conversation in the high school girls change room, as a cherry smashing monster or a pinky finger with balls like hazel nuts you are referred to as "1 Langle" or "A Langle"
If said penis ranges from a "babies big toe" to "a small steak knife handle" it is laughed at by girlfriends, strippers and hookers alike and never truly gets a name consistently. "Baby dick", "You better have my money you little dick mother fucker" and "I'm gonna go now" and many more are all that sized penis ever hears.........wait it can be called "Ahahahahahahaha".
All examples are said in a deep voiced southern accent, kinda like Mr.T meets Dirty Harry.
" Hey there boy, get over here and let me lay a Langle or Two on ya."
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" Ya, that's my Langle hanging out of my pants"
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"Hey check this out she had no idea I was taping this while I was Langling the fuck outta her."
" Hey there boy, get over here and let me lay a Langle or Two on ya."
or
" Ya, that's my Langle hanging out of my pants"
or
"Hey check this out she had no idea I was taping this while I was Langling the fuck outta her."
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Get the Thang-a-lang mug.An event of immense and epic proportions. LANGASM is a Local Area Network (LAN) party that is so epic and grand in nature that the phrase "LAN party" is no longer sufficient. The anticipation of this event could cause spontaneous copulation simply from thinking or planning the event. Set up should never be done the day of the LANGASM. For example see nOObs. This day or days must be meticulously planned and executed. Second rate items such as food, drinks, entertainment, other essential party supplies and annoying friends are strictly prohibited. Naps are permitted, but sleep at your own risk. Your score and/or hair-do may be adversely affected. L337 speak is encouraged, but it is never ok to say "I shot him with my gun" while playing a FPS (First Person Shooter) game.
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that's so langerz.....
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