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Isiah R. Lowe

Isiah R. Lowe is a flint legend. He is also probably the most sexiest, smartest, and talented man to walk the face of this earth. He also has made one of the most realest decisions by smacking the piss out of Malachi L. Savage while he was sleeping. Moral of the story he will pop yo granny if it get like that.
Isiah R. Lowe is the master of flint.
by Urban Legend Tellers. November 18, 2021
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Lower Ivy

An elitist term used to denote schools that are relatively less selective and thus generally seen as less prestigious within the Ivy League. These schools are Brown, University of Pennsylvania, Dartmouth, and Cornell.

Admission Rates in 2021:
Harvard, 3.4%
Columbia, 3.7%
Princeton, 4%
Yale, 4.6%
Brown, 5.4%
University of Pennsylvania, 5.7%
Dartmouth, 6.2%
Cornell, 14.1% (2020)

Lauren Rivera, a professor at the Northwestern Kellogg School of Management, mentions in her publication "Ivies, Extracurriculars, and Exclusion: Elite Employers' Use of Educational Credentials," that "Brown, Cornell, Dartmouth, and University of Pennsylvania (general studies) were frequently described as 'second tier' schools that were filled primarily with candidates who 'didn’t get in' to a super-elite school."

As the quote implies, the Wharton School, which is the business school of the University of Pennsylvania, is generally excluded from the lower ivy designation as an exception.
God, I've wanted to go to an Ivy League school since kindergarten. Even a lower ivy would be good enough.
by prominker June 15, 2021
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Lowery Freshman Center

Lowery is filled with fuck boys and hoes and a whole bunch of hood rats who love talking shit and fighting and also full of teachers that tell you 24/7 to put your id on.
Jack Goff: Dude didn’t you know lowery freshman center is like a strip club with all the people that get dress coded?

Nick gurr: Dude, really? no way!
by Kashoot Myself September 1, 2019
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Lower Rank 1

A dishonest, selfish ex-content moderator of the Mario Wiki, a useless terror-filled wiki on a toxic site called Wikia/FANDOM.
Lower Rank 1 loves to pretend he is Emnu from Demon Slayer even though he is a human in real life
by y = mx + b December 13, 2021
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lowest form of life

Concerning human beings, the worst of the worst. spineless, backstabbing, two faced individuals, combined with the most modicum of intelligence.
They often end up as middle managers of popular food chains, or jailers. They are useful at always having good information on who the scapegoat of the day is, but not to be trusted alone with pets or children.

The most defining attribute of such a person is a natural illusiveness they dont seem even to be aware of.

Its that person who seems well enough accepted by all and yet you feel ill at ease when they are around.
If you want to see the lowest form of life on earth, just go hang around a prison during shift change.

Mark Twain
by Jackrabbitup December 4, 2016
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Lower Waffle

An issue that doesn't get the attention it deserves.
The lower waffle doesn't get as much syrup as the top waffle in the stack.
by Litigatrix May 8, 2014
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The down lowest

A term coined by correctional psychiatrists in Chicago, IL to describe the practice of middle-aged, closeted gay men of lower socioeconomic status (SES) who cruise local forest preserves, pausing to back their cars into parking spaces while listening to Polish Club Music before generating powerful pheromones which are detectable by the desperate at a distance of 5Km.
This behavior contrasts that of their uncloseted, high SES brethren who are only shamed by secret yearnings to wear a cardigan and their inability to travel comfortably in a domestic vehicle. These high SES anglers troll the waters of art gallery openings and liberal fundraising events with strict size/bag limits, though self-tanning fume intoxication and association with bands whose names end with “!” have been documented as factors contributing to intermittent quality plunges in partner choice.
H: "Dr. Smith lost it all after they put that kiddie porn charge on him. They seized his assets, the trophy wife left, and now he's driving a Pinto."

L: "Is he in denial concerning his sexual identity?"

H: "Naw, he just made the transition from the down low to the down lowest."

L: "With that car, you should counsel him on the dangers of rear-end collisions."

H: "You're so concrete."
by sophiataavi December 18, 2012
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