logicaliman

An obese, unemployed, cowardly, sheepish, sexually-abused, emasculated, non-reading beaner who's ashamed to be Mexican and pretends to be anything but Mexican online because he has no job, does not seek one, and spends his life watching telenovelas and beauty pageants and posting on chat forums after his last wife dumped him for a slightly better beaner.

Check out that grotesque logicaliman. The waddling mongrel looks like he just ate a taco truck.

by joker12345234 May 21, 2009

login cainesb

1. the recipient has suceeded and deserves to be congratulated
2. the reaction caused by an outstanding outcome or sequence of events

Emanated from the acclaimed final scene of pop-culture machinima "revenge by binary".

"You got me tickets to N-Sync?"
"Am I good or what?"
"Login cainesb!"

by lilster June 11, 2006

Orphan Logic

Claiming to be a victim of a situation that you caused.

A young man kills his parents and asks the court for mercy because he is an orphan: Orphan Logic

by billkamp May 21, 2011

chris logic

It has no sense or meaning behind it. If your name is Chris, you can use this as a reason for doing or saying something really dumb and be able to get away with it.

Chris: Flying ponies in mah bum.
Friend: What does that even mean?
Chris: It's chris logic dude, you wouldn't understand.

by CrazyKiller76 June 6, 2016

Tweeker Logic

The amazingly stupid logic people use when they're drugged beyond belief, but still want more.

Tweeker1: I'll let you punch me in the face for just one hit of your joint. Tweeker2: That sounds like a good deal to me. Rndm Guy: That sounds more like Tweeker Logic to me....

by Xero _ Manifest April 2, 2011

Gacha Logic

The logic to gacha and the logic to life

This is fucking gacha logic yall

by supercalifragilisticexpialidon September 16, 2020

pretzel logic

fallible, twisted or circular resaoning that when dissected is wrong, does not make sense or does not explain the situation rationally.

Alleged presence of WMDs in Iraq, when explained in full with all the facts known after the fact, show that that the explanation of WMD being present in Iraq is pretzel logic or nonsense.

by sleepingdog April 4, 2009