split log

When a chick wearing a g-string or thong shits herself, splitting the log neatly lengthwise.

That chick at the club last night was so drunk she dropped a split log.

by Xeonith August 7, 2014

Lay a log

use the bathroom, defecate.

"Oh! Damn. I ate too much. I've got to lay a log."

by DCinDC June 26, 2009

Soggy Log

A sexual act where a person drowns their partner, resuscitates them, then defecates on their chest.

I hooked up with this crazy chick last night. She gave me a Soggy Log in a kiddy pool.

by Bachmo December 17, 2016

Log Bridge

When a piece of feces produced is long enough to span from one side of the toilet bowl to the other, with sufficient rigidity to fully suspended itself above the water. This is reminiscent of a fallen tree over a gorge that is so cliche in movies.

"What happened to my toothbrush?"

"Oh, sorry dude. I made a log bridge this morning, and it won't go down when I flushed. I had to break the bridge in half with your toothbrush so it would fall into the water."

by 11235813 March 9, 2010

log splitting

Verb. The act of passing a solid excrement through the line of a g-string or thong underwear.

"After a long and laborious night of burritos and beer, Wendy found herself log splitting the next day at work"

by sdrawkcaB March 30, 2015

poop log

a piece of poop resembling a wooden log.

not diarrhaea.

long solid mass of feces.

Justin shit out an unbelievable poop log.

Eric had a hard time pushing out the poop log.

by Pedro2 March 14, 2007

corn on the log

A solid turd with corn embedded in it

Last night I had corn on the cob. This morning I have corn on the log.

by William Wells November 17, 2006