loiterati

People who loiter in offices, cubicles, and public places and make knowing, often deprecating comments about their employers, co-workers, public figures, and other topics of general interest. Very often their opinions sound informed, but are not.

As I passed the break room, I overheard the loiterati discussing the company's new strategic plan, predicting failure and pink slips.

by AllForLight April 25, 2011

loffer

A Loffer is a very funny person. They have a great sense of humor and can make anyone smile.

The Loffer is the funniest person I know.

by Cucumber23 May 17, 2018

Lifter's curse

The lifter's curse goes as is " Those who are able to pull heavy weights will be cursed to never be able to pull women so long as they continue to lift heavy weights"

Dude... I think Daniel has the lifter's curse, he's been single for way too long and hits way too many PRs

by Lifter's Emporium Keeper May 22, 2022

poop looter

Someone interested in "Anal Sex", one that ravages the anus enough for resadual feedback of fecal matter.

Why don't you go stick it in your mothers ass, you fucking poop looter.

by Dr. Traskular May 3, 2011

Gloom Lifter

An activity, usually a long drive to coast, that is taken to relieve the gloom of every day life. Used to lift the spirits, get out of the house, get away from the tv / console and hide from responsibilities.

There is fuck all on tv, the wife is constantly nagging, the baby is crying and the dog has puked on the carpet. Bollocks to the world, I'm taking a long gloom lifter. I will return when I can once again see a purpose to life.

by normanstanleyfletcher July 2, 2016

Dumb nigga lottery ticket

When you think you win the lottery but you a dumb fuck and you earn half of what you paid

Ex:
"Ay bruh I just won the- fuck me I'm such a dumb nigga lottery ticket"

by Bruh momento numero dos May 15, 2019

Skirt lifter

A meal prepared (or bought) by a man that is so delicious and satisfying that the woman he is with lifts her skirt in thanks.

"Last night, I grilled a steak and topped it with bleu cheese, fresh asparagus on the side, and cracked open a bottle of Pinot noir. Elizabeth loved it...it was a skirt lifter."

by Mr. Fantastic 69 September 25, 2013