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loitering

What punks, creeps, Ace Boon Coons, and Pachuco boys can be found doing outside pool halls, liquor stores, and 7-Eleven stores. Loitering involves standing somewhat still, posing like a tough guy, spitting on the sidewalk, and (if you're an Ace Boon Coon) occasionally shouting "Sheee-IT!" or "MO FO!"

Proprietors of businesses post signs that say "NO LOITERING." These signs can be found at better pool halls, liquor stores, and 7-Elevens in all major cities. They do this because if anything is bad for business, it's a slime ball punk or nose-picking creep or a greasy haired Pachuco or a shit-ass Blood or fat slob Crip standing outside your establishment.
Hector collects lucrative entitlements from the liberals because one of his ancestors was a conquistador. With no work to go to, he spends his afternoons loitering outside Mack's Liquor Store.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 11, 2007
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loitering check

A dice roll in a Dungeons and Dragons game percipitated by the lack of any sort of productive action (generally during a non-combat roll playing scene)in which a D-20 is rolled and the score added to the charachters charisma modifier. The resulting score determines the nature of a seemingly random event to be experienced by the character. The exact nature of the event, and the range of the scores corilation to its outcome is generally at the discretion of the DM (Dungeon Master). Generally the following guideline is used.

1 Something very very bad happens.
2-7 Something bad happens.
8-15 Nothing happens.
16-19 Something good happens.
20 Something very good happens.
21+ Something insanely good happens.
Example 1.

DM: You make it to a town, what do you do?

Player: I go to the local tavern and get drunk.

DM: Roll me a loitering check.

Player: 1

DM: A great wyrm red dragon rips the roof off of the tavern that your sitting in, reaches down, picks you up, looks at you for a second, and then decides that you are the perfect snack, tosses you up in the air, catches you in her mouth, and swallows you whole. You suddenly find yourself standing on the banks of the river stycks faced by the god of the underworld... and he doesn't look happy.

Example 2

DM: You make it to a town, what do you do?

Player: I find the local tavern and go get drunk.

DM: Roll me a loitering check

Player: 23

DM: A man walks up to you and hands you a sword, says nothing, and then turns and walks away suddenly vanishing in a brilliant flash of light. When you look at the sword, you instanly recognize it as the fabled sword of destiny, which as legend has it, is capable of changing the very course of destiny itself.
by Dustin db McKnight February 6, 2007
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Lolita

Lolita is a kind girl, she is independent and strong. If Lolita goes through something sad, scary, etc. She is a strong girl that will go through the problem and will always try to be a good role-model. She may sometimes be strict, but it's always for a good reason.
Lolita is an amazing Best friend!
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r/lolitary

r/lolitary is a subreddit dedicated to finding and shutting down organized groups of people sharing media depicting children in sexual scenarios or a sexual context. These depictions may be real photos or videos of children or in the form of drawn images, commonly anime-styled drawings, usually known as lolicon or shotacon.

r/lolitary has faced criticism after multiple events, but mainly, there are people opposing r/lolitary for brigading subreddits and shutting down groups that are sharing sexual media depicting specifically fictional children (see r/antilolitary).
Example 1:
Person A: "Did you see that post on r/lolitary about the subreddit sharing inappropriate images of children?"
Person B: "Yeah, I hope it's been taken down by now."

Example 2:
Person A: "Man, I saw on r/lolitary, there's another lolicon subreddit."
Person B: "You're in that subreddit? Honestly, they're too extreme."
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lodi

where are the Misfits from?
Lodi, nj
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lolita

A term used for a girl/young lady who enjoys seducing older men, and usually is only interested in older/middle aged men. Lolitas are flirty, smart, and lustful. This term was derived from Vladimir Nabakov's novel "Lolita", where a 12 year old girl seduces her step father.
In a sentence:Ooh look at that Lolita, Tina! She's seducing our math teacher!!!
by Dolly May 11, 2004
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r/lolitary

A group of people who shut down accounts, subreddits, and websites that contain loli porn. They focus on loli hentai, but shut down child porn when they find it.
Person 1: Hey are you a member of r/lolitary?
Person 2: Yea, I hate it when people masturbate to drawings of children!
by Bone Guy April 13, 2022
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