Swallow a lighter

The singing version of "break a leg" or "merde". Based on the imagery of breathing fire.

You have a recital tonight? Good luck! Swallow a lighter!

by livierose February 27, 2019

hisoka’s lighter

the lighter hisoka offered to a stranger before smirking sexily and watching him die

hisoka’s lighter: *flicks*
man: thx
hisoka: 😏

by leelaaaa August 8, 2023

A throw of the lighter

Something that disrupts a conversation and changes the topic for a time, often leaving people confused as to what they were talking about before.

Comes from the situation when a lighter is randomly thrown at someone's head while sitting in a circle smoking weed.

"What the fuck were we talking about before you got here? Bruv your arrival was a throw of the lighter"

by reallystoneyboi November 4, 2023

Bud Lighted

To be canceled by proud American Patriots.

Woke stores are being Bud Lighted.

by Freedom_1776 May 23, 2023

Lightbrush

The best ship in inanimate insanity - a ship between Paintbrush and Lightbulb. It's final. I don't care what you say.

Jay: Hey, what's your favourite inanimate insanity ship?
Me: Definitely Lightbrush. They're so cute!~
Jay: omg yes!!
Random person: Hm, I actually prefer Li-
Jay and I: DESTROY THEM.

by Lunar Sky November 4, 2018

police lightening

1) calling down the wrath of the police by making them shoot 50,000 volts of electricity through your body with a taser.
2) getting tasered by the police because you are either too high, drunk, stupid or any combination of the three to comply with a police order.

JoeBob: Wow, BillyBob really pissed that cop off by spitting on him

LukeBob: Uh Oh looks like 5-0 pulled his taser out and is gonna hit em' with some police lightening!

JoeBob: damn that looks like it really hurts! Hit em' again! Cool!

by Clifton Twist March 30, 2008

laighter

When you youch so hard you have to go somewhere because my name jeff.

Ok guys I’m leaving. Laighter!!

by The creater of youch (jeff) December 28, 2017