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Get the lemonish mug.A cozy family friendly yet predominantly white suburb just west of Detroit MI full of Northville-Novi upper-class wanna-be’s, useless potheads who still live with their parents and uppity chicks who spend too much time at Abercrombie & Fitch. Most young adults and teens of Livonia use drugs and if you had just moved to Livonia, chances are you will use drugs as well. 70% of the born residents grow up to suck at life due to parental coddling and the influence of the public school system. Cities like Livonia also supply kid friendly neighborhoods and nice overpriced housing for uneducated douche bags that work for The Big 3. Livonia is # 1 living quarters of choice for those useless walking sacks also known as United Auto Workers. Hook Up potential at the many bars within Livonia is very favorable considering most teen to 20 something women will fuck anything with a Mustang and bank account.
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Stevenson (aka Sparkle-valley high or STD-evenson) has most of the rich population in Livonia, which isn't saying much, and also has the most STDs out of all the high schools in Livonia. It's rival is Churchill it is said that out of the three high schools, Stevenson "sells the drugs".
Churchill (aka Dirt-hill or Pill-hill) is the most average and boring of the high schools. It is known to host the MSC program, containing most of the smart kids in the area, although only 30 are accepted per year. Recently Churchill's Varsity Football Team went almost undefeated until the playoffs, and the freshman team was city champ, putting both Franklin and Stevenson back into their places. It's rival is Stevenson. Out of the three high schools, Churchill is known to "make the drugs".
Franklin (aka Skank-lin) is a school full of prostitutes and drug dealers. Not much else is known about Franklin, and many people forget it actually exists. Once every few years a person graduates from Franklin, and then they overdose the next year anyway. After Bentley highschool was taken down, Churchill became Stevenson's rival and Franklin was left without one. Out of the three schools, Franklin is known to "use the drugs".
Stevenson (aka Sparkle-valley high or STD-evenson) has most of the rich population in Livonia, which isn't saying much, and also has the most STDs out of all the high schools in Livonia. It's rival is Churchill it is said that out of the three high schools, Stevenson "sells the drugs".
Churchill (aka Dirt-hill or Pill-hill) is the most average and boring of the high schools. It is known to host the MSC program, containing most of the smart kids in the area, although only 30 are accepted per year. Recently Churchill's Varsity Football Team went almost undefeated until the playoffs, and the freshman team was city champ, putting both Franklin and Stevenson back into their places. It's rival is Stevenson. Out of the three high schools, Churchill is known to "make the drugs".
Franklin (aka Skank-lin) is a school full of prostitutes and drug dealers. Not much else is known about Franklin, and many people forget it actually exists. Once every few years a person graduates from Franklin, and then they overdose the next year anyway. After Bentley highschool was taken down, Churchill became Stevenson's rival and Franklin was left without one. Out of the three schools, Franklin is known to "use the drugs".
Person 1: "Did you hear about Livonia?"
Person 2: "You mean the city that has Churchill?"
Person 1: "Yeah, and those other two crappy schools."
Person 2: "You mean the city that has Churchill?"
Person 1: "Yeah, and those other two crappy schools."
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