Lead Pipe

An act in where a man sticks a piece of lead from a mechanical pencil into his urethra and has sex with a women or grapefruit, whichever comes first.

I was sitting at home and thought my pineapple deserved a lead pipe so I warmed the pineapple in a 350 degree oven for ten minutes and then poured Siracha hot sauce over it to counteract the lead poison stinging with hot sauce stinging.

by Ectoplasm_Randy December 23, 2017

Catch Lead

To die, typically by a gun.

Person 1: "Did you hear about Person 2?"
Person 3: "No, what happened?"
Person 1: "He caught lead last week."

Person 1: "Catch."
Person 2: "Catch what?"
Person 1: "Catch these hands!"
Person 2: "Catch lead!"

by EvergreenTrees October 19, 2021

white lead

Noun: Semen

Hows was last night with that date?
It was amazing, whipped out my skin rifle and filled her with white lead.

by Whateverm8 July 19, 2018

Lead Nut

Getting shot in the balls

My son can't go to prom because his girlfriend's dad gave him a bad case of lead nut.

by KelsoIsAlright March 02, 2018

Lead (Mindustry)

Lead is mostly used in liquid transport and electrical structures, also used in some defense turrets and builds

Lead (Mindustry) is a material mostly used in electrical and liquid transport structures, also used in some other structures

by Labbit 35 December 14, 2020

Lead bloons

An annoying bloon that is best popped with a BIA

Monke 1: "Are those lead bloons?"
Monke 2: "Shit they are"

by Lord Of Worms November 01, 2021

Lead-pede

The lead person in a human centipede

"you will be my lead-pede!"

by scottkid October 15, 2011