A libertarian is someone who wants to take America back to the way it was run in the 1800s, regardless of how much the world has changed since then. Libertarians also have mean hard-ons for unregulated capitalism, believing that the "Invisible Hand" will erase poverty and create a utopia instead of what ACTUALLY happens when you let companies do whatever they want, which is:
-Children working in factories and mines
-Corporate monopolies
-Workplaces where death is likely
-Low, low wages
-Shit in your food (Read Upton Sinclair's "The Jungle")
-Even more extreme corporate corruption and political pawns than we have now.
-Getting the living fuck stomped out of you by company-hired goons for trying to organize a union (Battle of the Overpass)
-Children working in factories and mines
-Corporate monopolies
-Workplaces where death is likely
-Low, low wages
-Shit in your food (Read Upton Sinclair's "The Jungle")
-Even more extreme corporate corruption and political pawns than we have now.
-Getting the living fuck stomped out of you by company-hired goons for trying to organize a union (Battle of the Overpass)
by Captain Funktabulous November 1, 2008
Get the libertarian mug.1. Someone who thinks Somalia is a nice place to live.
2. One who thinks Ayn Rand is a good writer and isn't crazy.
3. Delves into the archives of history to base an ideology off of Industrial Age Europe in much the same way conservatives do medieval England.
4. One who thinks the free market should decide whether or not it's okay to force your children to work in African mines doing backbreaking labor, inhaling toxic fumes and whatnot for eight cents an hour.
2. One who thinks Ayn Rand is a good writer and isn't crazy.
3. Delves into the archives of history to base an ideology off of Industrial Age Europe in much the same way conservatives do medieval England.
4. One who thinks the free market should decide whether or not it's okay to force your children to work in African mines doing backbreaking labor, inhaling toxic fumes and whatnot for eight cents an hour.
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^ each and every one a proud Libertarian
Beelzebub
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Ayn Rand
Hoover
^ each and every one a proud Libertarian
by JustAHumbleMan April 3, 2007
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A town outside of Kansas City that is fairly average. There are lots of elem schools and 2 high schools, and all belong to the same system. The kids there think they're top shit and the girls date assholes and ignore normal people. Fads come and go every year, right now it is 'Beats' Headphones.
Has all the standard restaurants and a couple movie theaters. Fairly spread out with lots of suburbs. Again lots of drama bullshit and kids are spoiled rotten and never, ever, grow up, but it has a otherwise good community. Not too much crime.
Has all the standard restaurants and a couple movie theaters. Fairly spread out with lots of suburbs. Again lots of drama bullshit and kids are spoiled rotten and never, ever, grow up, but it has a otherwise good community. Not too much crime.
by starbucks555 March 20, 2012
Get the Liberty, MO mug.Civil liberties are protections from the power of governments. Examples include:
* freedom of speech,
* freedom of the press,
* freedom of assembly,
* freedom of unwarranted searches by the government,
* trial by jury, and even
* freedom to own an AK.
* freedom of speech,
* freedom of the press,
* freedom of assembly,
* freedom of unwarranted searches by the government,
* trial by jury, and even
* freedom to own an AK.
That's OK, you can have my civil liberties Mr. Ashcroft. I wasn't using them anyway. At least I still have my AK.
by mandingoe August 5, 2004
Get the civil liberties mug.A hair style worn by punk rockers where a strand of hair is gelled or glued and then twisted at the tip to form a "spike". Eventually when gone through the whole head, it looks like the statue of liberty's spiked crown, thus giving it the name of Liberty Spike. Nowadays most posers wear them, who aren't really punks but do it for the fashion.
by RustyRazor November 9, 2003
Get the Liberty Spikes mug.A party of people who claim they take the best beliefs of both liberals and conservatives to form the perfect party.
Yet at the same time, if in power, they would merge the special and normal Olympics and have the losers beaten to death with copies of Atlas Shrugged.
Yet at the same time, if in power, they would merge the special and normal Olympics and have the losers beaten to death with copies of Atlas Shrugged.
"Beelzebub, did you rig Bush's election?"
"That well meaning freak? Hell no, I voted for the Libertarian party"
"That well meaning freak? Hell no, I voted for the Libertarian party"
by Liberal Dude April 13, 2006
Get the Libertarian mug.Our times are regressing to new forms of unjustified persecution never seen before. Wake up folks. The great culling online has begun. Who's going to stand up to the media and silicon valley regime?
Reporter walks up to old lady conservative.... 'Did you know you are a Russian bot"
Lady: no I am not.
Reporter: but it shows on your Facebook that you support the 2nd amendment and have a distrust in the media as well as believe in small government.
Lady: excuse me? Are trying to false label me into silence?
Reporter: well the Russians control your Facebook page and we believe you colluded with them.
Lady: my family fought for free speech. Let's have a war with YOU the media and companies silencing conservatives.
Reporter walks up to old lady conservative.... 'Did you know you are a Russian bot"
Lady: no I am not.
Reporter: but it shows on your Facebook that you support the 2nd amendment and have a distrust in the media as well as believe in small government.
Lady: excuse me? Are trying to false label me into silence?
Reporter: well the Russians control your Facebook page and we believe you colluded with them.
Lady: my family fought for free speech. Let's have a war with YOU the media and companies silencing conservatives.
The Great Online Conservative/Libertarian Culling makes me want to help start a new fresh revolution.
by NOT GOING TO TAKE IT August 7, 2018
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