Laying Fatty Pipe

When one begins engaging in sexual activities with multiple individuals after a certain event.

Tom: Once I get these braces off I'm going to be laying fatty pipe like there is no tomorrow.

George: Well, now that I am divorced I can lay fatty pipe to whoever I want and whenever I want.

by S-on-my-D November 2, 2009

laying rope

Taking a crap so big it resembles rope wrapped around the toilet!

What do you want? I am in the restroom laying rope!

by BigRog April 23, 2006

Laying a brown egg

To inexplicably crap your pants, especially when squatting down to do something.

John was laying a brown egg when doing too many forced squats.

by Captaindeadboi May 6, 2021

Pro-Active Laziness

other wise known as PL, Pro-active Laziness is where you plan so well that you can do fuck all all day and yet still accomplish so much without lifting a fat ass off the couch

for the opposite see Reactive laziness

Pro-active Laziness is :

-Doing Internet shopping for xmas and food.
-Picking places with escalators instead of steps
-Planning a whole journey to another country so deep that it requires no amount of walking whatso ever

by Darkhorsevru July 6, 2011

Layin

The act of being horizontal on a couch, bed, etc for an extended period of time while expending extremely little to no energy for the entire duration.

It's almost like letting your body nap while you are completely awake.

While people are layin, many times they listen to music, talk to friends, lay with pets, spoon, or for the full effect they do nothing at all.

EX: In the summer I'm always layin in the AC with my puppy.

EX: When you hung out on your bed all day and your friends asked you what you did all day you might respond "I was layin."

Lay = the actual action
Lay Sesh = The period (or session) in which you were layin

by T Mikes January 19, 2008

layzn

A lazy Asian -.-

Noun (N) ... Pronounced "Lay-zin"

AV: "Hey Wheres DChao?"
VC: "Ohh hes at home sleeping"
AV: "Woooow ... what a layzn"
VC: "we stayed up really late last night... dont be so hard on him..."
AV: "Hes still a Layzn....its two o clock in the afternoon... -___-"

by D_Chao November 13, 2011

layoine

the annoying word that comes up in t9 when you try to text "Jazmine"

hey layoine wanna go blaze. Damn! i mean jazmine.

by shaniqa December 8, 2007