The unwritten rules stoners follow when smoking and anything related to stoners and smoking marijuana
Tommy sparks up a blunt and asked "which way to pass it."
David: stoner law says you should always pass to the left
Tommy: oh yea and it says puff puff pass right?
David: that is correct.
David: stoner law says you should always pass to the left
Tommy: oh yea and it says puff puff pass right?
David: that is correct.
by zachwarhawk February 19, 2011
Get the stoner lawmug. Michael was rejected from Harvard University for failing to follow Parson's Law. He didn't fill it out properly his first try.
by Dorm Chief March 6, 2013
Get the Parson's Lawmug. Person 1: I was masturbating in the office supply closet which no one EVER enters, but of course as soon as I started spanking it, my boss walked in.
Person 2: That's Coomers law. Shouldn't have challenged it.
Person 2: That's Coomers law. Shouldn't have challenged it.
by TheGodOfSpeechcraft December 6, 2019
Get the Coomers Lawmug. The tendency for Learning Algorithms or A.I. to become racist as more information about BIPOC is encountered. The name is derived from the Twitter BOT Tay whos' learning algorithm was introduced to wrongthink by the hacker known as four chan.
It has been brought to our attention that the A.I. has used some derogatory terms and offensive images. This was a consequence of the automated data collection procedure that, when encountering BIPOC, lead to the phenomenon of Tay's Law.
by LacksMelatonin August 2, 2020
Get the Tay's Lawmug. An extension of Godwin’s Law, Merritt’s Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that a participant will stop discussing things and just throw up a series of “memes” (see below). When such an event occurs, the person guilty of running afoul of Merritt's Law has effectively forfeited the argument.
Properly used, the term “meme” refers broadly to “an idea, behavior, style, or usage that spreads from one person to another in a culture” but as used above, the term “meme” refers to an image with words typed onto it spread via social media. The words are not searchable and, as it turns out, when the words are intended to be a quote, it very frequently turns out to be a misquote.
Properly used, the term “meme” refers broadly to “an idea, behavior, style, or usage that spreads from one person to another in a culture” but as used above, the term “meme” refers to an image with words typed onto it spread via social media. The words are not searchable and, as it turns out, when the words are intended to be a quote, it very frequently turns out to be a misquote.
by publicdefender November 17, 2016
Get the Merritt's Lawmug. The Gaga Law is also known as the formula for Bad Romance, named after the noted musician and mathematician Lady Gaga.
by Aiho January 6, 2010
Get the Gaga Lawmug. The subjective notion that the number of available gay men for dating in another city, state or country is greater than the pool of available gay men in that person's location.
Karsh: "I just found a cute guy in Outer Mongolia!"
Dre: "Aren't there any decent guys where you live in Atlanta?"
Karsh: "Nope...all the good ones live far away."
Dre: "Homo's Law."
Dre: "Aren't there any decent guys where you live in Atlanta?"
Karsh: "Nope...all the good ones live far away."
Dre: "Homo's Law."
by Karsh and Dre August 12, 2007
Get the Homo's Lawmug.