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Aesthetic Lynching

Coined by writer/artist Gerj Hadde T.M.F.U. in an essay on subtleties of racism c.2016.

To assert prejudice against someone solely based upon his/her outward appearance or physical characteristics.

A form of sneak racism. However, it can often times exist amongst a people or group of individuals belonging to the same race, class, or religion.

Formally identified as SASAV-POSM (Sensory Anxiety due Societal Abased Value / Prejudice Of the Subconscious values Meter), it is one of the few scientifically proven (see Meeri Kim fear-gene mice studies) non organism based communicable diseases transmitted through NVC.
"They didn't hire her because of the dreadlocks!? That's Aesthetic Lynching!"
by Clara Blanqy March 13, 2019
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snort laughing

Sudden, intense laugh that exits your body via your nose, causing you to snort.
The tweet was so funny I was snort laughing.
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Crying Laughing Emoji

what people spam after their messages to try and make people believe they are really not just dying on the inside
gen spams this emote all the time(crying laughing emoji x30)
by no orgy for you gen August 5, 2021
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you got the whole squad laughing

Used for a sarcastic praise, observation.
Kelly (son): ,,Dad, I'm hungry.''
Harrison (dad): ,,Hi Hungry, I'm dad.''
Kelly: ,,Damn, you got the whole squad laughing.''
Harrison: ,,Hahaha, I know right!''
Kelly: ,,That was sarcasm, you frigging boomer.''
Harrison: ,,Wait, how do you say this? No you?''
Kelly: *goes on BS Edgar type for a year* *dies of cringe as soon as remembers what happened*
by Vince1003 February 21, 2021
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Laughing Orgasm

When you end up laughing so hysterically that it is impossible to speak - or even to stop laughing. It hurts so much, yet it's infectious. Often results in stomach and head aches - Oh, and tears.
'I was laughing so much I had a laughing orgasm, and I thought I was going to die, I couldn't breathe!'
or...
'He's having a laughing orgasm, look, he's actually crying!'
by Nat Clegg February 26, 2005
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Lunching

to act weird do crazy stuff act stupid
by Marcia Cave October 24, 2003
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silent laughing

Laughing silently:

1) What you're probably doing right now if you're on this site reading definitions instead of doing your damn homework, and not supposed to be on the computer. Usually accompanied by snorts and gasps, as well as tearing of the eyes and spasms.
2) What you do when your friend's brother disses your friend real good, and you don't want your friend to get pissed at you for laughing your ass off.
1) Parent: "Son, what are you doing up there? What's so funny? You better not be on that Urban Dictionary site!"

Son: "*buckling with silent laughter* Sh-hart! Ha ha ha ha...!"

2) Brother: "Go give Kevin's sis a hot Carl, you fucking SP.ED."

You: "Hee..Hee...*silent laughing*"

Friend: "What the fuck are you laughing for, get the hell out of my house!"
by noobtacular April 14, 2008
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