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Soft Launch

When you start dropping hints for an excuse you’ll use later to get out of something
My friend is soft launching that he can’t come tonight because unprompted, he keeps mentioning he has a headache this morning
by RR25320 September 11, 2025
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FIB boat launch

When an Illinois resident, usually on a Wisconsin lake, is unable to properly launch their boat. Side effects including backing up the line for everyone else, ruining their boat, or crashing their truck into the water.
“Yo what’s up with that dude that just drove his truck into the water?”

“He’s from Illinois. Classic FIB boat launch.”
by duckmasterj May 10, 2021
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Launch operation barbarossa

To invade and cause massive destruction on someone or something
Don’t mess with my girl or I’m gonna beat the sonic coins out of you and I’mma launch operation Barbarossa on your property
by SSSophieRain September 22, 2025
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Avocado launch

The technology approach in context of 'avocado birth'.

You and you're team have developed and worked a long time with a new release. This release is huge, with lots of codelines, many third party dependencies and integrations to rely on. If it fails, it could take down your entire system platform that your partners and customers are depent on.

You face a system acocado launch.
Management: "When will the new release of our new software be in production?"
You: "Probably today. We have to pay special attention to this one. It's an avocado launch"
by nice bever February 3, 2024
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Pelvic Power Launch

When you have to quickly pee so you put all your energy into your dick and launch a powerful stream of urine.
I got in the bathroom, and did a Pelvic Power Launch. I had to get done quick so I didn't get caught by the meteor.
by ShadyDefinitions May 27, 2018
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Rocket Launch

When you feed your women many laxative's then proceed to eat here ass while she launches on face.
Yo, I linked that thick bitch and I initiated a Rocket Launch
by This is a shiiit show November 23, 2021
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Boat launch disease(BLD)

It starts off as a small case of lamenigga-itis , and eventually(if untreated) can and will turn into a number of serious health complications such as: bum bumps, fentanyl addiction, scabies, dizziness upon standing, sudden weakness, super fever, severe picking, white shit in the corner of the mouth, empty pockets at all times, sudden death.

It is very contagious.
That bitch gave me boat launch disease(bld)
by TBSieLee November 13, 2023
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