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lard cancer

The cancer that spouts from pure 100% lard cells. Caused by the excessive consumption of fat and grease. Contractible mostly at carnivals, theme parks, and state fairs due to a large lack of funnel cake anywhere else in the world. Known to only occur in Williamsburg, V.A.
Dang I shouldn't have eaten so many sweets now i have lard cancer.
by TheSpudMan June 12, 2018
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get laid up

The term "get laid up" basically just means chilling, cuddling, and vibing wit your significant other.
Him: "You tryna get laid up later?"
Her: "I'm down."
by drakesucks November 29, 2019
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get laid

some guys just wanna get laid
by Alina May 13, 2005
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laid-black

The patronizing and subtly offensive, casual manner of speech and behavior white people adopt when associating or transacting with African-Americans or people they consider "urban." Typically this involves slang, such as use of the words "man" and "cool," as well as physical gestures like non-traditional handshakes. Despite its misguided nature and condescending effect, often being "laid-black" is well-intentioned and designed to put the other person at ease.
Hey Brandon, did you notice Keith acting so casually at the cocktail party, saying things like "it's cool man" and "that's what I'm talkin' about"? Yeah, he was pretty laid-black because Karen's African-American boyfriend was there.
by C. Elliot Lee September 26, 2013
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you need to get laid

What you say to someone when they are being pissy over trivial things.
Roomate 1: I can't believe you ate my yogurt. Ugh you are so inconsiderate. Grow up!!

Roomate 2: You need to get laid.
by ineedtogetlaid June 22, 2014
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o-laid

the act of getting "laid", especially in a spanish speaking country.
derived from the term "ole!"
only as a sexual term.
"So what'd you do in Mexico this weekend?"

"I got o-laid!'
by Chloey April 4, 2008
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Lardcafarf

Someone who is really fat and really stupid.
Someone fat who no one likes.
Someone who will never get married.
AHAHA what a lardcafarf!
look at that lardcafarf over there.
by gingaaa123 March 21, 2009
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