LMAO

LMAO is short for laugh my ass off

person: im confused
Alien: LMAO
Person: whats so funnie
Alien: oh nuffin

LMAO by mollie-jade ov gy January 3, 2008

lmao

only used on the inter net if you are scottish you say laughing my arse of! it is used if some thing is funnyer than lol

boy:kelly allen got stuck in a seat today!

girl: Lmao!!

lmao by buzzinforlove November 4, 2009

lmao

this infamous internet expression can also stand for licking myself all over, as has been pointed out to me...

<insert emo lyric here> says: lmao
<insert other emo lyric here> says: EWWW!!! dont you know what that means?
<insert emo lyric here> says: yes i do...I'm trying 2 b feral! :)

lmao by julz R. February 7, 2007

LMAO

In some cultures, it is an insult to be called an ostrich.
So LMAO can also mean "Leave me alone ostrich".
I continually hear this from my South African friends.
Friends??? Wait a minute!!

LMAO!!
Stop texting me.
Erase my phone number from your contacts.

LMAO by Poky January 22, 2014

lmao

licking mum's anal openings

i have no money so my job is lmao

lmao by frm_siren September 15, 2005

lmao

Laugh My Ass Off

Similiar to LMFAO Laugh My Fucking Ass Off

Used online, In chatrooms , forums etc. Along with other short words such as LOL And ROFL.

Kinghorn: Hey, Did you see that Tyson has started doing balet?

Ablett : LMAO!!!

lmao by The Ripper @ verseafterverse.co.uk July 15, 2008

LMAO

Acronym: Lighting My Ass On (Fire). The term was originally written as LMAOF, but people got even lazier over the years, and shortened it by one letter.

Sometimes, though, its true form is misspelled as "LMFAO". This is a common mistake, for the "F" is supposed to be at the end of the acronym.

"LMAO!"
"Ah hahaha!"

LMAO by Bucket Life October 16, 2007